Real Christmas Trees vs Fake trees

4. Stay away from plastic.

5. “I’m real.”

6. “I’ve had work done.”

7. “Are those tips real?”

8. “You smell so good!”
“Thanks, it’s Eau de Pine. Only $8.98!”

9. “My scent’s organic.”

10. “I hope they didn’t pay too much
for that.”

11. Make sure your friends have a job!