1. Blackmullet: Where have all the brigands gone, And do they have our PoE?<br />Tobyna and Tubic: Yeah!<br />Blackmullet: Where’s beloved vargas when, Everyone’s feeling low?<br />Tobyna and Tubic: Can we not see?<br />Blackmullet: Something in the sunlight that’s got some precious gold, Maybe I should just give in,<br />Tobyna and Tubic: We’ll just give in ooo-ooo-ooo<br />Blackmullet: And wonder if I’ll be sold, To an australian!<br />Kyriel, Tobyna and Tubic: Do do do do! Do do do do! Do do do do! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!<br />Blackmullet: It was a dream I had now not a fortnight long ago, I was being dragged away to an island near New Zealand’s coves!<br />Kyriel, Tobyna and Tubic: Do do do DO!<br />Blackmullet: I kicked and spat and thundered, But I just could not get free! And then I saw him standing there right in front of me!<br />All: It’s an Australian!<br />Blackmullet: I knew it from the second that I opened my eyes!Tobyna: That wide sunny smile,Kyriel: And that dangling hat,Tubic: And the way that he handled those mice!<br />All: Was an Australian!<br />Blackmullet: I couldn’t help it I almost took my own life!Tobyna: That cool surfer board,Kyriel: And the sun bleached blonde hair,Tubic: And his accent cut through like a knife!<br />{Blackmullet: Cut through like a knife! Oh yeahhh! Cut through like a kniffeee!{Kyriel, Tobyna and Tubic: Do do do do! Do do do do! Do do do do! Ahhh! Ahhh!<br />Blackmullet: I didn’t know what they would do with me next, They always catch us pirates and feed us away!<br />All: And viridianers are the worst in their monarchy!<br />Tobyna and Kyriel: Did not know how they found us or brought,Tubic: Us to their region of doom!All: We have to escape or our death will inevitably loom!<br />Blackmullet: Will inevitably loom!Blackmullet and Kyriel: Will inevitably loom!Blackmullet, Kyriel, Tobyna and Tubic: Will inevitably loom!All: Will inevitably, AHHH! AHHH!<br />All: It’s an Australian!Blackmullet: I knew it from the second that I opened my eyes!Tobyna: That wide sunny smile,Kyriel: And that dangling hat,Tubic: And the way that he handled those mice!<br />All: Was an Australian!{All Bar Blackmullet: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh{Blackmullet: I couldn’t help it I almost took my own life!All: That cool surfer board, And the sun bleached blonde hair, And his accent cut through like a knife!<br />{Blackmullet, Tobyna, Kyriel and Tubic: Cut through like a kniffeee!{Everyone Else: Do do do do, Do do do do<br />All: AHHH! AHHH! It’s an Australian!!!<br />