The document is a warning from a divorced Lebanese woman to George Clooney about his upcoming marriage to Amal. She expresses concern that their careers opposing each other on issues like Libya will lead to problems, with Amal defending dictators and causes that harm Clooney's views. The woman advises that these differences will cause strain over time and could end in an unhappy divorce, suggesting Clooney reconsider marriage since it often leads to lawsuits from the spouse.
1. Mrs George Clooney
So Clooney, you're engaged huh? Let me tell you something about marriage. Listen to me. I'm a
divorced Lebanese woman. Here's what's gonna happen. Let me break this down for you.
Honestly Clooney, I don't even know why you want to get married to Amal. You oppose to everything
that Amal stands for in court.
She defends dictators and people who cause harm to the environment. She's defended Julian
Assange and now she's defending Gaddafi’s right hand man.
I know they say opposites attract but for the love of God this will cause a retract over time. Clooney,
you getting married to Amal, is like a vigilante Prince Charming getting married to a damsel who's
causing distress to her vigilante Prince Charming husband.
I can just see it now. One year into the marriage, your salt and pepper hair just turns to salt, you put
on weight on the belly due to overdose of Lebanese food prepared by Amal but of all the reasons for
divorce, it will be because of Libya and your parting goodbye will be when you say to each other but
we'll always have Libya. Wouldn't it be sad that when you can tell your story of why you got divorced,
you can always say damn that Gaddafi!
Clooney take it from me, marriage is for the insane, don't go there unless you wanna be sued by the
same person you married, and she's a lawyer! Watch out!
You're asking for trouble the same way Saddam Hussein had his statue destroyed when he died.
Basically you're asking for death.
Don't do it! Don't do it. Do me instead do me instead!
I love you George!