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<i>Gather round, me buckos</i>
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<i>A story I will tell</i>
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<i>Of a woman named Lily</i>
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<i>Who cast quite a spell</i>
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<i>It started back in Britain</i>
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<i>It started in a pub...</i>
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- She's mine.
- It's my birthday.
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She's mine.
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I can't be the cause of this.
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- I'm leaving.
- Your fault!
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<i>We were fighting over Lily,
using knife, fork and club</i>
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That's all I got.
The rest will be spoken word.
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2. Lily gets why we're here.
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Life is supposed to be fun.
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I loved her. We all loved her.
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The way gophers love
that sweet, sweet poison.
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Every man wanted her for
the greatest reason there is.
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Lily could make life fun.
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Now everyone,
hold hands with a stranger.
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Oh, pleased to meet you.
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How delightful.
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Lily!
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Good one, Lily.
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Thanks, Lily!
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Pub's back open!
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But like The Beatles
and balmy weather,
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she was too hot
for England to handle.
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I find you far too alluring
for the average Englishman
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and banish you to Britain's
penal colony, America.
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This is your captain speaking.
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- Will you date me?
- Sorry. No.
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Okay. I'm experiencing
some emotional turbulence.
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My life is pathetic.
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Going back and forth,
back and forth.
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I don't want to live anymore.
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Even the most glamorous movie
stars of Hollywood bored her.
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Oh, farewell, Leo.

4. You're a lovely boy,
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but my heart isn't some CGI bear
for you to conquer.
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But I've completely opened
myself up to you.
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I even admitted I play
the same guy in every role.
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Marry me!
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Oh, maybe I should
go back to England.
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No. Give this country a chance.
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Don't judge us by Hollywood.
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All right,
but I'm leaving now, dear.
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You'll have to content yourself
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with generic supermodels,
I'm afraid.
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Nothing ever works out for me.
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5. She needed to get away.
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Somewhere. Anywhere.
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So she threw a dart.
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What's next?
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So she headed to Springfield,
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little knowing that its men
had the lowest testosterone,
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not counting the Columbia
University football team.
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Lily wanted peace,
but the best‐laid plans...
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Can't understand me?
Too bad.
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I'm your narrator.
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Do not tell me...
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The only thing worse
than when you guys yap
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is you sitting here

6. all quiet and sullen.
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I ain't sullen, I'm lachrymose.
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Oh, why did I give him
that stupid word‐a‐day calendar?
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Impulsinicity?
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Excuse me, there, lady,
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but this is a man's bar.
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And I'd like a man's drink.
Bourbon, neat, in a dirty glass.
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You got it.
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Just got to look up
what neat means.
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I just don't understand.
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Understand what?
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What's a pub without a song?
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<i>At the pub at the crossroads,
there's whiskey and beer...</i>

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There are songs about drinking?
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<i>There's brandy, strong cognac
that's aging for years</i>
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<i>But for killing the thirst
and for easing the gout</i>
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<i>There's nothing at all
beats a pint of good stout</i>
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<i>Pint of good stout</i>
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Oh, what's that
I hear you asking?
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Where are the Simpsons?
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Haven't you heard enough
about the bloody Simpsons
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to last a thousand lifetimes?
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Well, I guess not.
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So, Homer is about to receive
an unpleasant surprise.
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What a great day.

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I've never been so happy.
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Nothing can ruin it. Nothing.
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What? Where you going?
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On our vacation, remember?
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My aunt's letting us
use her home at the Vineyard
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for three weeks, rent‐free.
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How come I'm not coming?
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Well, that was
her one condition.
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I'm gonna
miss you all so much.
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Well, at least
I'll have the dog.
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Sorry, Dad. We put the pets
with Mr. Flanders
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because, well,
we knew he'd take care of them.

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Come to papa.
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Good, good.
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Make‐believe you love him.
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Flanders, I love you!
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We're staying at my Aunt Edith's
house at Hyannibunkport.
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It's south of Squibagansett,
east of Codtucket,
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next to Little Crabkill Bog.
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Those are great names.
You'll never want to leave.
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I'm gonna keep you in my sight
as long as I can.
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We love you! Stop following!
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Okay.
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<i>Drink it up,
then throw me out the door</i>
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<i>I've traveled in England</i>
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<i>I've traveled in France</i>
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<i>At a hint of good music,
I'll sing or I'll dance</i>
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<i>So hear me then, mister,
and pour me one more...</i>
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Gentlemen...
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<i>If I can't drink it up,
then throw me out the door</i>
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You have to seize life
and relish every minute.
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Eliminate all sorrow.
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Open a bloody window.
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<i>Hallelujah</i>
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Okay, okay,
that's enough of that.
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<i>Hallelujah</i>
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11. <i>Ha...</i>
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Hey, Lily, you like suspenders?
'Cause I got them.
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Well, I hope you don't mind
if I give them a wee snap.
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Intimacy.
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Lily, you've transformed this
dump into a joint. Bless you.
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Who are you?
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- Homer Simpson.
- You know, Homer,
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I've never met a man who didn't
offer me his chair or his beer.
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- You have now.
- So, tell me,
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what's wrong with you?
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It's personal.
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Tell me. Maybe I can
lighten your load.
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- My family left me for three weeks.
- No.
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The dog and cat
are with Flanders.
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I'm alone.
I don't know what to do.
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You have to have a good time
for their sake,
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because if you don't,
they'll feel guilty
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and never forgive you.
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And you'll never forgive them,
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because they're causing you
the misery.
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And you'll all be buried
in dirty laundry
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with squealing kids
for the rest of your days.
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You're the smartest woman
I've ever met in my life.
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13. Except one.
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Shut the window!
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But then everything
smells like you.
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Take that.
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<i>Anticipation</i>
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<i>Anticipation
is making me late...</i>
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Welcome to our tour
of the Vineyard.
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This is where Steven Spielberg
shot Jaws.
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That's the end of our tour.
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Now, my aunt's house
is only eight miles away.
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But we just have
to make it before sundown.
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Mom, I think
you've gone off the road.
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Watch out for that deer!
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- That was close.
- More deer!
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We're here.
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Your turn, Lily.
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I miss them. I miss them.
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It's been so long.
No one to comfort me.
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Put your mobile away, because
I'm gonna sing in German.
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<i>Vor der Kaserne</i>
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<i>Vor dem grossen Tor</i>
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<i>Stand eine Laterne</i>
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<i>Und steht sie noch davor...</i>
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This is like that beautiful
scene in Sound of Music
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when all the Nazis

15. sang good night.
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<i>Wie einst Lili Marleen</i>
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<i>Wie einst</i>
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<i>Lili Marleen</i>
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If you're done singing,
can we turn up the game?
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What's wrong, lady?
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We miss you inside.
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A good bloke
who never had a break,
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and now has a broken spirit.
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He's lost and lonely,
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and really doesn't
give a fig about me.
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- I'm in love.
- I love him too.
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Okay. The sun is shining.

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I can finally read my book.
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Hello, nature.
Time to meet your death.
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Bart, those are tick bites!
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You'll get Lyme disease.
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Why didn't somebody warn me?
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Get me a priest.
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Mom, I always liked you.
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Oh, honey, try to relax.
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Watch Itchy & Scratchy!
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I am itchy and scratchy.
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Meanwhile,
Homer little dreamed that...
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Willie! Do you think it would
kill you to rake and talk?
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Would you rather

17. I tell the story
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about what's under
these leaves and dirt?
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Oh. No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Carry on.
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Getting back,
Lily continued to light up
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all the men's lives,
except Homer's.
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Lily!
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Gentlemen.
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I made you all picnic lunches.
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Yeah!
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It's British food.
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Post‐1990 British food.
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Yes!
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Smithers,
that woman has captivated me,

18. 207
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which, if memory serves,
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is an early state
of physical arousal.
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Sir, we've been
through this before
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with several women
and one very shapely tree.
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I feel a tingle I haven't felt
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since they took the cocaine
out of Coca‐Cola.
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I must woo her.
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And Simpson's my way in.
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Have him ask her
on a date on my boat
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which will actually be
a date with me.
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But, sir, why not have me
ask her directly?
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19. As if I could trust you
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to keep your hands off a lady.
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How well you know me, sir.
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Very good, Maggie!
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Now we can cook them.
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Who are all those people?
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It's the weekenders
from Falmouth.
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It's almost here.
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And raise the prices...
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Now!
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Clam strips and beer!
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Black Dog mousepads!
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- Over here!
- T‐shirts!
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20. CDs by James Taylor's brother!
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That's it! We're going home.
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Everyone was innocently falling
into Burns's trap.
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And trouble brewed as
Lily offered a perverse prayer.
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Forgive me, Lord.
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I must have Homer.
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Please let me win him,
even briefly.
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It would be like having
a lover and a child
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at the same time.
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Hey, Lily. How you doin'?
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Homer! I'm so glad
you asked me to meet you here.
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Thanks, I'm glad
you feel that way.
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21. But there's something
I didn't tell you.
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You're on a date
with my boss.
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That's my boat.
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My name is Montgomery Burns.
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I'm the richest and therefore
most attractive man in town.
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Okay, see ya.
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Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Burns!
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Surely a venerable gentleman
such as yourself
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would know that
I need a chaperone.
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Of course.
Simpson, join us.
253
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,070
Smithers, cue my weapon of woo.
254
00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:04,086
I know a shortcut.
255
00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:11,835

22. Why am I staring at her?
256
00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:13,973
I'll make my eyes
look at something else.
257
00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:21,221
Oh, my God.
258
00:14:21,287 --> 00:14:23,225
I'm smiling back.
259
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:29,003
I hope you enjoyed
your dinner.
260
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:31,508
And just wait till we get
to dessert.
261
00:14:31,575 --> 00:14:33,144
You make me feel like
I'm having dinner
262
00:14:33,211 --> 00:14:34,848
with a James Bond villain.
263
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,253
She gets me.
264
00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:39,423
Now, wink for me, Smithers.
265
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,241
What am I doing here?
266
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,788
What have I done
to this wonderful woman?
267
00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:57,159
How can I make it up to her?

23. 268
00:14:58,696 --> 00:14:59,931
I'm sorry.
269
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,301
Why did you bring me here?
270
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,637
Fear of unemployment.
271
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:05,543
Let's just stay
through dessert.
272
00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:09,250
Look at me!
I'm Gypsy Rose Lee!
273
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:12,156
You and me and
my cardiologist make three!
274
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:14,427
Sorry, I have to leave
right now.
275
00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:15,630
But why?
276
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,602
I just spilled
a glass of wine on myself.
277
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,172
Also, this bottle.
278
00:15:20,238 --> 00:15:22,309
Homer, let's go.
279
00:15:24,948 --> 00:15:26,585
That was awful.

24. 280
00:15:26,652 --> 00:15:28,288
There's some people
that make you feel
281
00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:30,425
being lonely isn't so bad.
282
00:15:30,492 --> 00:15:32,429
And there are people
that make you
283
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,033
never want to be lonely again.
284
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,037
I hear ya.
285
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,406
And I almost understand ya.
286
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:39,043
Thank God
you were there to save me.
287
00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:40,479
That's what I'm best at.
288
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:42,617
Saving people from things
I get them into.
289
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,453
You've got a little cake
290
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:45,923
on the corner of your mouth.
291
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,092
Oh, I do? Where?
292
00:15:47,159 --> 00:15:48,461

25. - Just here.
- There?
293
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:49,865
- Just there.
- Where?
294
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,802
- Right there?
- Just... You're missing it.
295
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,304
- There?
- Just to the...
296
00:15:53,371 --> 00:15:55,375
- Oh, just let me do it.
- Okay.
297
00:15:56,745 --> 00:15:58,248
You can stop now.
298
00:15:58,314 --> 00:16:01,053
I meant go slow.
299
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,524
Wait a minute, wait.
300
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,661
While you're there,
could you get the upper lip?
301
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,336
Oh, my God,
302
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,907
what am I going to do with you?
303
00:16:10,973 --> 00:16:11,909
Please, nothing.
304
00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:14,013

26. I'm taking you home now.
305
00:16:29,811 --> 00:16:32,550
Well, aren't you going
to walk me in?
306
00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:35,823
Look, Lily.
307
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,392
You're the most...
308
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:38,662
Finish that thought.
309
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,169
You're the most anything
of any woman
310
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:41,635
I've ever known
except for my wife.
311
00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:43,839
Who I loved, I mean love!
I said love!
312
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:44,841
Oh, that's beautiful.
313
00:16:44,908 --> 00:16:46,244
Thank you.
314
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,448
But give me one damn
proper kiss goodbye.
315
00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:49,784
No.
316
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,608
No. No!

27. 317
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:02,710
This is good,
318
00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:04,480
but is it worth
burning in hell forever?
319
00:17:04,548 --> 00:17:06,217
We'll see each other
in our dreams,
320
00:17:06,284 --> 00:17:07,520
whether you like it or not.
321
00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:09,256
You stay out of my dreams!
322
00:17:09,323 --> 00:17:11,127
All my stuff's in there!
323
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:19,112
Gotta stay awake. If I dream
of Lily, it's all over.
324
00:17:21,314 --> 00:17:24,153
Gotta stay awake.
Gotta stay awake.
325
00:17:24,219 --> 00:17:25,756
Must not dream.
326
00:17:25,823 --> 00:17:29,564
Gotta stay awake.
Gotta stay awake.
327
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,766
Oh, no.
328
00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:38,281
You've got a little cake
on the corner of your mouth.

28. 329
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,153
- Homer? Homer?
- She's here.
330
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,991
She's here and God help me,
331
00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:44,426
- I'm glad.
- Homer.
332
00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:46,263
- Marge!
- Surprise!
333
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,700
We came back early.
334
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,604
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God!
335
00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:51,775
I'll never let you go a...
336
00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:54,213
Who's calling you so late?
337
00:17:54,848 --> 00:17:56,317
Telemarketer.
338
00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:57,954
Gotta take it.
339
00:17:58,021 --> 00:18:00,291
Those people are so sensitive.
340
00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:04,901
- Hello?
- Wrong number!

29. 341
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,404
- Homer?
- Damn it!
342
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:08,842
I need to see you now, Homer.
343
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:10,211
You know the address.
344
00:18:10,278 --> 00:18:12,416
Lovers Lane,
just off Fidelity Avenue.
345
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,386
Listen.
I have to tell you right now
346
00:18:14,453 --> 00:18:16,157
I can never see you again.
347
00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:17,894
Can you tell me in person?
348
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,296
Great idea.
349
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,668
Keep me on the line.
I'll guide you here.
350
00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:24,808
You realize
nothing's gonna happen.
351
00:18:24,874 --> 00:18:26,444
Of course.
352
00:18:26,511 --> 00:18:30,151
<i>I promise you chocolate
and kisses</i>

30. 353
00:18:30,218 --> 00:18:34,326
<i>Martinis with lemon drops...</i>
354
00:18:36,363 --> 00:18:38,234
No, feet! No!
355
00:18:41,273 --> 00:18:42,777
<i>I just woke up</i>
356
00:18:42,844 --> 00:18:47,887
<i>And made you pork chops...</i>
357
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,335
Pork chops!
358
00:19:20,018 --> 00:19:21,922
You're home.
359
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:22,988
Yes, I am.
360
00:19:23,024 --> 00:19:24,226
And I'll never leave you.
361
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,963
There might be frequent
interruptions.
362
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,299
I may stop at Moe's,
363
00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:28,936
I may be watching
the hot dogs spin
364
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,338
at the movie theater,
365
00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:33,745
or I may be picking
a flower for you...

31. 366
00:19:33,812 --> 00:19:36,852
but I will never,
ever leave you.
367
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,922
Homie.
368
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:50,880
Now boarding, non‐stop
Springfield to London.
369
00:19:50,946 --> 00:19:52,449
Sorry, lady.
370
00:19:58,361 --> 00:19:59,396
How was America, dear?
371
00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:00,966
There's nothing there for me.
372
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,404
It's big, full of fried food,
and heartbreaking...
373
00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:05,609
and that's just one man.
374
00:20:05,676 --> 00:20:08,281
There'll never be another
like him.
375
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:13,324
Buy you a drink, sweetheart?
376
00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:14,493
No.
377
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,829
Fancy a drink?
378

32. 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:16,631
No, thank you.
379
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,434
Would you get... No.
380
00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:19,804
No. No thanks.
381
00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:20,871
Get off.
382
00:20:20,906 --> 00:20:22,777
Buy you a corndog?
383
00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:25,783
Yes!
But first, are you married?
384
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,987
And would you shave off
the mustache?
385
00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:30,592
Yes, and immediately.