1. 428 Front Street South
La Crosse, WI 54601
Box Office: 608-784-9292
Box Office Hours:
Monday-Friday 11am-5pm
www.lacrossecommunitytheatre.org
We Will Bring
The Show To You
“Standing in a two-hour line
makes people worry that
they're not living in a
democratic nation. People
stand in line for two hours
and they go over the edge.”
― David Sedaris, SantaLand Diaries
NO WAITING!
TOURING
PRODUCTION
Bookings Available
Nov 2016 - Feb 2017

2. Celebrate The Holidays
With A Group From
Work, Family, Or Friends!
Bring a group of 10 or more to a
performance at the Pump House or
Weber Center and get a 15% discount on
your tickets when purchased in advance.
Pump House Performance Dates @ 7:30pm
Friday, November 25th
Saturday, November 26th
Friday, December 2nd
Weber Center Performance Dates @ 9:30pm
Friday, December 9th
Saturday, December 10th
Thursday, December 15th
Friday, December 16th
By David Sedaris | Adapted by Joe Mantello
Starring LCT Actor
and Storyteller
Michael Scott
Michael Scott is a storyteller, writer,
teacher, actor and host of the Old School
Variety Show. Recently he wrote the script
and performed in the second Dark La
Crosse Radio Show for the La Crosse Public
Library and wrote/guided historic
neighborhood walking tours for La Crosse
Promise. He has been a featured teller at
the La Crosse Storytelling Festival and
Northlands Storytelling Conference.
Michael is also the writer and voice talent
for Rose Jewelers "Rose Files" radio
campaign.
The Santaland Diaries is a hysterical send-
up of the crass commercialization of
Christmas. An unemployed actor takes a
job as a Macy’s elf during the holiday
crunch. At first the job is simply
humiliating, but once the thousands of
visitors start pouring through Santa’s
workshop, he becomes battle-weary and
bitter, occasionally taking out his
frustrations on children and parents
alike.
This touring show is designed for mature
audiences and is ready to perform in your
bar, restaurant, or at your private event.
For just $10* per ticket, we’ll bring
everything you need to entertain your
guests for 60 minutes of holiday cheer.
*Subject to availability.
Minimum 50 tickets per performance.
Contact Lisa K. Adams
217-638-0983
lkadams@lacrossecommunitytheatre.org
Call LCT Box Office For Individual Tickets
608-784-9292
Monday-Friday 11 am - 5 pm
www.lacrossecommunitytheatre.org
Theatre PG-13, for mature elves only.
Book Your Tour Date Now
The Santaland Diaries