Domesticated Bears for Personal Transportation

1. World
is so boring place to live
Sometimes you need more
than luxury cars and yachts...
You definitely need something,
There is so little of crazy fun
but you don't know what it is?

2. Domesticated Bears
For personal Transportation!

3. Horses are for
fags and ladies
needs
Men prefer
Bear's speed!

4. We train our bears in
a special beardrome
A newly bought bear can be
guaranteed to reach a 90 m/h speed
Buy a bear now and get a bear
muzzle for free!

5. Take a test ride and get your perfect
matching bear.
You can choose what color to paint
your bear!
Rent a bear for
easy to use a parade
Ecologically clean fuel
a corporate
easy to buy
or
easy to service
a birthday party!
bears are emasculated for your safety!