2. IT’S FOOLISH WHEN FOLKS COME TO
CHICAGO AND THEN ACT SURPRISED
WHEN CRAZY SH*T HAPPENS
Chicago People Do ChicagoThings
3. PROGRESS IS AN
UNSTOPPABLE FORCE?!!
If it looks something like that
German Metropolis movie,
I’m saying f*ck that bullsh*t
4. SOMETIMES I SEE THAT SOCIOLOGY IS A WAY TO SAY A LOT OF
FANCY THINGS WITHOUT ACTUALLY CHANGING ANYTHING
• Like my half Polish, half Peruvian homie
used to say: “Let me tell you about
the evil that white people do”
• From the outside looking in, folks might
think that business school is about
teaching people how to be dishonest…
and that wouldn’t be far off
5. THERE’S A POSSIBILITY OF CONFUSION
BETWEEN CALVINISTS AND CALVIN KLEIN
FATE FREE WILL