2. I’m not tryin’ to be rude
But your creatinine is nearing 2
The way you got that hypotension
Makes me think you need angiotensin
That’s why I’m all up on the scene
Tryina get you IV saline
You know that hyponatremia
Could mean you’ve been vomiting
So baby go through that TUBULE
3. Gimme some of that PEE PEE
So up that aldosterone
Hold onto that sodium
So you perfuse that nephron
4. It's all about micturition
Hot and fresh out the kidney
GFR is off the hook
Got that glomerulus squishin’
Sippin’ on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
My ADH is all suppressed
I'm about to have me some fun
6. And it’s like hyperkalemia
With a little acidemia
My skin be looking kinda tan
And I feel dizzy when I stand
I got that adrenal disease
Potassium I can’t excrete
My zona glomerulosa
Has been rendered obsolete
7. So baby go through that TUBULE
Gimme some of that PEE PEE
Be pumpin’ ACTH
Got Addison’s and I’m cray
Be looking like JFK
8. It's all about micturition
Hot and fresh out the kidney
GFR is off the hook
Got that glomerulus squishin’
Sippin’ on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
My ADH is all suppressed
I'm about to have me some fun
9. Cristal poppin’ in the stretch Navigator
It was all fun and games ‘til DKD set in later
I got protein in my pee
And blindness in my eyes
Put me on that transplant list
So I ain’t gotta dialyze
10. I’m hyperglycemic (and there’s too much filtration)
Albumin in my urine (and mesangial changes)
Then nephrotic syndrome (and my BP is ragin)
Get me on lisinopril (there’s a glomerulus failin)
So baby go through that TUBULE
Gimme some of that PEE PEE
Got me that nephropathy
Low A1C’s what I need
Cause I’ve got diabeteeeeez
11. It's all about micturition
Hot and fresh out the kidney
GFR is off the hook
Got that glomerulus squishin’
Sippin’ on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
My ADH is all suppressed
I'm about to have me some fun
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