Two losers question God while drinking slurpees.

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Zach: "I'm pretty sure scorpions are a myth. I've been in the desert all my life and I've never seen a
scorpion."

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Zach: "I think its because the world is hiding a big secret in the desert."

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Zach: "As if scorpions are a deterrent for something bigger and more threatening."

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Zach: "Like sometimes-"

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Zach: "I SEE things shift under the sand and I know its bigger than a snake."

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Zach: "Its like this HUGE mass WRIGGLING below our feet and I'm terrified its going to come out one
day."

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Zach (offscreen): "That one day we will all be swallowed by this-"
Bebe: *SLURP*

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Zach (offscreen): "-huge beast living right under our feet and we can't do ANYTHING about it."
Bebe: *SQUEAK, SQUEAK*

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Zach (offscreen): (pause)
Bebe: *SLURP*

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Zach: "...Even if it was harmless."

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Zach: "Even if it was a Godlike creature meant to help us all."

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Zach: "I think I would stil be terrified."

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Zach: "Because at that point what can we do?"

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Zach: "Do we shift our lives to fit this omnipresent being's whims-"

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Zach: "-or do we carry on as normal?"

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Zach: "The pressure from being under the watchful eye of God feels like too much."

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Zach: "I think I would crumble under it all."

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Bebe: "What if scorpions were Gods-"

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Bebe: "-and-"

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Bebe: "-THAT'S-"

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Bebe: "-why you can't see them?"

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Zach: "If I thought God was a scorpion I would probably try to smash it."

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Bebe: "You would kill God?"

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Zach: "I didn't say I would kill it. But if it dies, then it must not have been God."

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Bebe: "..."

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Bebe: "Hm..."

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Bebe: *SLURP*

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Bebe: "Sounds a little "Salem Witch Trials" to me."

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Zach: "What would you do?"

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Bebe: "..."

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Bebe: "I would let it go."

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*LOUD RUMBLING*

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Bebe: "That huge slithering mass under our feet seems like a bigger problem anyway."

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