In the 9 years I’ve been working with customers on continuous delivery systems I’ve seen some, ummm, great learning opportunities. This talk will go over some of the more interesting things I’ve seen during this time and might even give you a light hearted hint at ways to avoid some of them.

1. Tales from the wild
(you’ll want to avoid these)

2. Ken Mugrage
My job is to teach you to do the
DevOps.
I’ll know I’ve succeeded when you
realize that’s not a thing.
ThoughtWorks Technology Advocate
DevOpsDays Core Organizer

3. 26 Feature Branches
Photo by Jon Hernandez on Unsplash

4. Photo by Matthew Pla on Unsplash

5. Which version did we deploy?
Photo by Jamie Street on Unsplash

6. Photo by Samuel Zeller on Unsplash
Keep your artifacts organized

7. It looks like our brand
By -jkb- - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0,
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=10450840

8. Modern doesn’t have to be fragile
Photo by Ricardo Gomez Angel on Unsplash

9. Compliance Anarchy

10. Add sensible compliance
Photo by Fischer Twins on Unsplash

11. This probably isn’t secure

12. Security is everyone’s job
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13. DevOps Team

14. All the pieces are on the team
Photo by Hans-Peter Gauster on Unsplash

15. Did it because Netflix did

16. Focus on what makes you happy
Photo by Simon Rae on Unsplash

17. Tightly Coupled “Microservices”
Photo by Zulmaury Saavedra on Unsplash

18. Make them independent

19. This is not a house

20. There’s no such thing as a
DevOps Tool
@kmugrage