Short comedic scene with three college degenerates. Want to know what a dopple-banger is? Read this short script and find out! Check out the source: http://battleboredom.weebly.com/

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BRDZ
Degenerates
INT. College Dorm room after Thanksgiving Break - Late afternoon
It is a typical male college dorm room. The room has two desks,
two bunked beds, a table, a futon, and a TV. The room belongs to
BLACKJACK and GRAMPS. GRAMPS is slouched on the futon watching
Netflix. There’s a knock at the door then the code is punched in
and the door finally opens on the third try of the code and SWIM
enters. He routinely starts over to plug in his phone to play
music.
GRAMPS
About time, I thought I was gonna have to get up.
SWIM
Yeah, I kept putting in the code to my room. What’s up? Where’s
BLACKJACK?
GRAMPS
He’s taking a doogie.
SWIM
Dude, I’m impressed. I expected you to be taking nap.
GRAMPS
I already took one. I had a fucking crazy dream.
SWIM
You still are.
GRAMPS
What?
SWIM
You still are.

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GRAMPS
Yeah, what?
SWIM (Laughs)
Dreaming, Dude, You’re still dreaming. Damn everything gets lost
in translation with you.
GRAMPS
What? Noo. Are you calling me retarded? Huh, Swim? You sayin I’m
a retard?
SWIM
Yes, dude. You know Meg Ryan went to my high school?
GRAMPS
Yeah, you already told me this.
SWIM
Oh right. Cause she did a movie with Tom Hanks.
GRAMPS
Tom Wanks?
SWIM
He was in the movie Lost in Translation.
GRAMPS
What? Swim, why are you tellin me this? And I thought it was
Bill Murray
SWIM
Ah, fuck it. What was your dream about?
GRAMPS
Oh dude it was insane. I don’t really remember the dream but
like after I woke up..like I wasn’t sure if the dream was real
or not.

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SWIM
We’re not real.
ENTER BLACKJACK
BLACKJACK
Ohhh, look who’s here.
SWIM
What’s up, ya bish? How was your shit?
BLACKJACK
Oh, dude. It was terrible. I really tell ya. Like, it was awful.
Thanksgiving really fucked me up.
SWIM
The four days I was home was basically one extended meal. And
everything I ate was garbage. It was glorious. It’s killing me
though.
BLACKJACK
Oh, dude. Like, I don’t understand. Like, I really don’t. I
don’t know how this food is still inside me.
SWIM
Oh, Dude! I saw a dopplebanger at 7/11.
BLACKJACK
There’s a 7/11 around here?
GRAMPS
When’d you go to 7/11?
SWIM
I went back home.
BLACKJACK
Wait, what do you mean dopple-banger? I like the sound of this.

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SWIM
I knew you would. I was gettin a torch and I saw this girl who
looked just like Alexis Texas.
BLACKJACK
Oh my God. I’m so jealous. I really am. What’d you do?
SWIM
What do you mean, “what’d I do?” I was getting a lighter.
BLACKJACK
Oh, you didn’t talk to her?
SWIM
No, dude. I don’t know her.
GRAMPS
Aw, you should’ve taken a pic.
SWIM
What? GRAMPS! Its things like this that make me call you a
creep. She looks like Alexis Texas.
GRAMPS
I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
SWIM pretends to gag.
GRAMPS
What, dude? I would.
BLACKJACK
Oh dude, me too. Like, I really would. Without a doubt.
SWIM
Aaaand with that let’s go get some food. You coming, BLACKJACK?
BLACKJACK

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Oh yeah, I’m starving. I really am. I need to get some- some
fiber or something.
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