The document appears to be a comic about a dog named Garbage celebrating their adoptiversary (the anniversary of being adopted) with their owner Chelsea. In the comic, Garbage's friend Kira asks if they have a taser and hot sauce. Garbage explains to Kira that they are celebrating their adoptiversary, not a birthday. Chelsea gave Garbage advance gifts to celebrate the anniversary of the day they met while Garbage is in space. The comic shows Garbage opening gifts and says their first-year gift from Chelsea was being named the "World's Best boy."