This document presents the conspiracy theory that shape-shifting reptilian aliens control world governments. It claims that reptilians created hybrids with humans and can take human form. Believers argue that evidence like head trauma victim testimony proves reptilians run countries like the US and Canada. Nonbelievers say no gills have been seen on politicians, but believers argue this has been disproven and nonbelievers must be brainwashed or reptilians themselves. The author cites their own credibility from answering Yahoo questions.
3. Background Info
• Due to random glitches in videos making
people’s eyes look weird, hillbillies assumed
the only logical conclusion
• Clearly, shape shifting lizards run the world
4. Conspiracy Theory
• The reptilians were created by their parent
race, the Carians (now living in Canada)
• The Carians evolved on a planet in
the Alpha Draconi Star System of the
Orion Constellation
• Upon finding Earth, they fornicated with humans,
creating human-lizard hybrids, known as reptilians
5. Conspiracy Theory
• These reptilians dug hideouts in the earth,
unreachable by human technology
• They shape shifted to human form and
blended in with society
• They can be found in their true form in
private, or in their underground lair
• They can also be found in Canada
6. Conspiracy Theory
• While pretending to be humans, the reptilians
still maintained superior knowledge and
infiltrated most governments as they were
formed by people
• Governments controlled by reptilians in
history include: Rome, Sparta, China, Soviet
Union, Nazi Germany, America, and Canada
7. Controversy
• A heated debate has been going on
between two groups of people
• One group consists of those that know
the truth about reptilians
• The other group consists of nonbelievers, who
claim that shape shifting lizards DON’T run
the world
8. Believer’s Arguments
• Believer’s argue that shape shifting lizards run
the world
• Evidence includes testimonies from head
trauma victims and hillbillies
• Undeniable proof:
9. Nonbeliever’s Arguments
• Some people actually claim that shape shifting
lizards do not control the government
• Evidence includes the fact that we have
never seen gills on Obama (proven wrong: see
picture)
10. Truth
• Based on the nonbelievers’ evidence recently
being proven wrong, only two logical
conclusions can be deduced:
• Conclusion 1: Nonbelievers are brainwashed
by Reptilians into thinking they don’t exist
• Conclusion 2: Nonbelievers are secretly
reptilians, promoting their own disguise
11. Author’s Credibility
• Edwin, the author of the Yahoo answers!
question titled “Am I A Reptilian Or Not?” is
likely a credible author
• His answer to the question titled “I Like My
Own Farts, Is This Normal?” was chosen as the
best answer
12. Website Citations (Truth)
• "THE REPTILIANS - WHO ARE THEY REALLY?" DREAMS OF THE GREAT EARTH
CHANGES. Web. 04 May 2012. <http://www.greatdreams.com/reptlan/reps.htm>.
• "Reptilians and Their Galactic History." The Nibiruan Council. Web. 04 May 2012.
<http://www.nibiruancouncil.com/html/reptilians.html>.
• "Exposing Reptilians." The Watcher Files: UFOs, Aliens, Reptilians, Secret
Government Black Projects. Web. 04 May 2012.
<http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/exposing_reptilians.htm>.
13. Website Citations (Conspiracy)
• "Reptilians Simply Do NOT Exist, Page 1." AboveTopSecret.com. Web. 04 May 2012.
<http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread374934/pg1>.
• "Am I a Reptilian or Not?" Yahoo! Answers. Yahoo! Web. 04 May 2012.
<http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120115171806AATNk50>.
• "Is the Reptilian Humanoid Race Real?" Yahoo! Answers. Yahoo! Web. 04 May
2012. <http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100114222954AAIAbjC>.
