1. new zealanddoing this a year
after it was cool
cos nz always
get everything
late
where
why
australia
no
still waiting on
season2 game of
thrones
oh yeah like
from flight of
the conchords
2. rivalry with australia
think loki and thor
its onesided
new zealand: fuckin pavlova
stealing aussies stealing all
the attention with your
blonde hotness h9 u
australia: HELLO LITTLE
FRIEND YOU ARE SO CUTE I
MADE YOU SOME SITCOMS
TAKE THEM TAKE THEM ALL
REMEMBER I LOVE YOU
no we are not
part of australia
aus flag
cluttered
totally eweth
nz flag
class
elegance
modern
No colour scheme
see you after
the zombie
apocalypse
fuckers
3. two
islands
south
islanders
think north
islanders
are snobs north
islanders
think south
islanders
are bogans
south island
farms
serial killers
north island
gangs
cities
also farms what country do u
think im talking about bitch
in reality
we all have drinking problem
we only have 4
apparently rest of
world has lots
12 city
woah
you’d think there’d be
more stereotypes
about each but we’re
cool like that
4. i learnt from ugly betty
that you guys call this a
kiwi
honey no
kiwi fruit
kiwi
kiwis
a bird that evolved and gave up
flight because its so fucking
lazy
its our national bird
nicer than canadians
We are all fat or sporty and
occasionally both
what is a politic
idk what this
photo is but i feel
it
drunk 3 days a week
the voice
milk in primary
school
if u are not rugby or
alcohol idk man
7. rugby
you either love it
or pretend to love it
nobody knows the
percentage that
pretends but we
suspect its quite
high
the french bet us
in the world cup
when i was 12 and
we fell into a
national depression
8. final: sheep
yes we have alot
get off our dicks okay we have cows too
more than people
this is a movie called
blacksheep
basically zombie
sheep
In a country where
sheep outnumber
humans 8:1 it is a
relevant fear ok
im not gonna lie i cried while watching
Lambs fucking expensive now here do you
understand this sacrifice
save nz eat more kebabs
please
Kiaora this means goodbye and
also hello
