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what Ruby [on Rails] does
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http://blogs.sitepoint.com/t
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Living Without Linemen—PHP Community Conference 2011
If a website architect is the quarterback, then site operations is the offensive line—overworked, underappreciated, and only noticed when it fails. They make you look good. However, four years ago cloud computing networks like Amazon Web Services and Slicehost have appeared. While deficiencies in frameworks in other languages have forced those worlds to adopt Infrastructure-as-a-Service, the PHP world—with it’s ultra-cheap shared-hosting (on one end) and tradition of dominance on some of the most trafficked websites (on the other)—has been slow to move. But as the technology continues to disrupt, modern web engineers will be expected to use their programming skills to not only build, but also provision and maintain fast, scalable websites. The efficiencies of a web-based language and experience in scalable website architecture offer a unique opportunity for programmers to transfer their skills when wearing a sysop hat. Not to mention some of the best libraries for programming them are written in PHP! When going from a small pet project to a go-live site, maybe we can learn to live without our linemen.
Living Without Linemen—PHP Community Conference 2011
- 1. Living without your Linemen PHP Community Conference: Closing Keynote Nashville, TN: April 22, 2011, 5pm Friday, April 22, 2011
- 2. Who am I? Me (and others) on a deck of cards Friday, April 22, 2011
- 3. PHP Terrorist Have a nice Chay! Friday, April 22, 2011
- 4. “…when I createdthe Web” — (not) A l Gore Friday, April 22, 2011
- 5. Chayism http://phpdoc.info/chayism / One ounce of Terry Chay contains seven pounds of awesome 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 6. Chayism http://phpdoc.info/chayism / 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 7. Terry Chay doesnot walk, or run, or Chayism drive, or take an http://phpdoc.info/chayism airplane to a place. / He simply uses a Keynote transition. 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 8. PHP in 2011 R asmus http://talks.php.net/show/p hpcon2011/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 9. 1500 Lines Of Code PHP Advent 2009 http://phpadvent.org/2009/ 1500-lines-of- code-by-terry-chay Friday, April 22, 2011
- 10. John Henry of C++ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 11. 1500 Lines of Code/Day (max) “Except Java” Java: It only takes three years to put in a hard days work! Friday, April 22, 2011
- 12. Outliers Malcolm Gladwell 10,000 Hours of Diligent Practice http://www.amazon.com/g p/product/ 0316017922?tag=terrychay -20 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 13. Talent is Overrated Geoff Colvin 10,000 Hours = 20/week week * every week * 10 years! http://www.amazon.com/g p/product/ 0316017922?tag=terrych ay-20 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 14. 1500 lines ofcode Half a Million Line codebase = Peak Day, Every Day, 1 Year Friday, April 22, 2011
- 15. Terry Chay doesn't write code, he just Chayism thinks it, and minions do it for him http://phpdoc.info/chayism / 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 16. Why: Three Stories Friday,April 22, 2011
- 17. 1. Ops areyour offensive line http://terrychay.com/artic le/special- sysadmin-appreciation-day. shtml Friday, April 22, 2011
- 18. Quarterback Site Architect Friday, April 22, 2011
- 19. Running Back Programmer Friday, April 22, 2011
- 20. Wide Receiver Programmer Friday, April 22, 2011
- 21. Offensive Line System Operations Friday, April 22, 2011
- 22. Keep Your Line Happy Last Friday in July http://www.sysadminday.co m/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 23. 2. Story ofRails Friday, April 22, 2011
- 24. “The Hottest Hackeron the Earth.” — WIRED Wired 14.04 page 3 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 25. “Fuck You.” nemeier Hansson —D avid Hei David 3:16 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 26. “fuckity fuck fucking fuck fuck.” —EXPLICIT TAG #TCFC +=5 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 27. “coding these webapps themselves involves a lot of swearing—a lot of blood, sweat and swear.” —Me http://shiflett.org/blog/2006 / aug/blood-sweat-and-swea r- terry-chay-on-pro-php-podc ast Friday, April 22, 2011
- 28. “Fuck You.” nemeier Hansson —D avid Hei David 3:16 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 29. “I can’t runRails in mod_ruby on Apache on a shared host” o has ever tried —A nyone wh http://blog.dreamhost.com / 2008/01/07/how-ruby-on-r ails- could-be-much-better/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 30. “Fuck You.” nemeier Hansson —D avid Hei David 3:16 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 31. “Read/Writes as websites grow don’t scale evenly with Moore’s Law, so a bigger machine isn’t solving my database problems.” e who h as built —Anyon http://terrychay.com/artic th real le/ bsite wi sharting-on-sharding.shtm l a we growth (hockey stick) Friday, April 22, 2011
- 32. “Fuck You.” nemeier Hansson —D avid Hei David 3:16 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 33. “Fuck Comcast.” —Me Every time the intertubes get tied Friday, April 22, 2011
- 34. The Internet doesn't go down, Terry Chayism Chay's laptop just goes into sleep mode http://phpdoc.info/chayism / 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 35. “Fucking AT&T.” —Me Every time I use my cell ph one in San Francisco Friday, April 22, 2011
- 36. “Fuck Steve Jobs. *blargh!*” —Me Gray Screen of Death Event Friday, April 22, 2011
- 37. The real reason there's no spyware Chayism for MacOS is that it's afraid of Terry http://phpdoc.info/chayism / Chay 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 38. “$haystack, $needle or $needle, $haystack? I fucking hate PHP!” —Me In UR Website, c0ding UR sh it Friday, April 22, 2011
- 39. Terry Chay beatthe Internet... with only Chayism one quarter http://phpdoc.info/chayism / 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 40. Rock and HardPlace Scylla and Charybdis Friday, April 22, 2011
- 41. “80% of theeffects come from 20% of the causes” — Pareto http://en.wikipedia.org/wik i/ Pareto_principle Friday, April 22, 2011
- 42. “Ruby is reallygood at what it does. The problem is that for what Ruby [on Rails] does really well, I can download Matt Mullenweg’s WordPress” —Me http://terrychay.com/artic le/is-ruby- the-dog-and-php-the-dogfoo d.shtml Friday, April 22, 2011
- 43. Phorum Bria n Moon http://joind.in/talk/view/3 343 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 44. Innovator’s Dilemma Malcolm Gladwell Disruptive Technologies http://www.amazon.com/g p/product/ 0060521996?tag=terrych ay-20 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 45. “[Disruptive Technologies] offered less of what customers in established markets wanted and so could rarely be initially employed there. They offered a different package of attributes valued only in emerging markets remote from, and unimportant to, the mainstream.” ton Chris tianson —Clay Innovator’s Dilemma Friday, April 22, 2011
- 46. “[Disruptive Technologies] suck.” —(s horter) Christi anson C layton Innovator’s Dilemma Friday, April 22, 2011
- 47. “The S3 datastorage that Amazon and SmugMug showed is impressive, but the EC2 cloud stuff was the most interesting, because it is disruptive.” sting Thing @ ost Intere —The M ZendCon Fall 2006 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 48. “Rails: It succeedsbecause it sucks.” imating Rails —Me, Misest Capistrano, CruisceControl.rb, GitHub, a gajillion admin consoles fo r AWS Friday, April 22, 2011
- 49. 3. Story ofPHP Friday, April 22, 2011
- 50. PHP’s S3 • Simplicity • Scalability • Straighforwardness Friday, April 22, 2011
- 51. “A project donein Java will cost 5 times as much, take twice as long, and be harder to maintain than a project done in a scripting language such as PHP or Perl.” ip Gree nspun —Phill http://blogs.law.harvard.edu / philg/2003/09/20/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 52. “That a Javaservlet performs better than a PHP script, under optimal conditions [has] nothing to do with scalability. The point is can your application continue to deliver consistent performance as volume increases. PHP delegates all the ‘hard stuff’ to other systems.” H arry F uecks — http://blogs.sitepoint.com/t he- j2ee-guy-still-doesnt-get-php / Friday, April 22, 2011
- 53. “PHP is notabout purity in CS principles or architecture; it is about solving the ugly web problem with an admittedly ugly, but extremely functional and convenient solution. If you are looking for purity, you are in the wrong boat. Get out now before you get hit by a wet cat!” Ras mus L erdorf — http://news.php.net/articl e.php? group=php.internals&articl e=2715 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 54. “PHP: It succeedsbecause it sucks.” —Me Simplicity + Scalability + Straightforward = Suck = Success! Friday, April 22, 2011
- 55. Rock and Hard Place Your drinking habits make me very, very worried for the future of PHP Friday, April 22, 2011
- 56. From Earth toJupiter With NASA Marce l Esser http://joind.in/talk/view/3 350 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 57. XHProf and WonderProxy l Reinh eimer Pau http://joind.in/talk/view/3 346 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 58. Terry Chay doesn't profile his code, he Chayism just commands it to run better. http://phpdoc.info/chayism / 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 59. Terry Chay's semicolons make Chayism that line of code 74% faster http://phpdoc.info/chayism / 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 60. The Good, TheBad & The Ugly: What Happened to Unicode in PHP 6 ndrei Zm ievski A http://joind.in/talk/view/3 349 Friday, April 22, 2011
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- 64. What: Three Infrastructures Friday, April 22, 2011
- 65. 1. Your Infrastructure on a Shared Host Friday, April 22, 2011
- 66. Lesson: Do Morewith Less Friday, April 22, 2011
- 67. Is It HandmadeCode If You Use Power Tools? —LB D enker http://joind.in/talk/view/3 347 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 68. The Story ofSpaz —Ed F inkler http://joind.in/talk/view/3 345 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 69. 2. Infrastructure asa Computer Friday, April 22, 2011
- 70. “The datacenter isthe new box.” son Ho ffman, — Ja Joyent http://pro.gigaom.com/ 2010/11/the-data-center-is - the-new-box-are-you-ready / Friday, April 22, 2011
- 71. Web Services Lo rna M itchell — http://joind.in/talk/view/3 338 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 72. 3. Infrastructure asa Service Friday, April 22, 2011
- 73. Traditional Cloud Predict and purchase Elastic Shared->Colocation Economies of Scale Pay for server Pay as you go Capitalize No up-front investment Fixed Cost Variable CAPEX OPEX discreet allocations fine-grained allocation disassociated costs associated costs staging, RAAD experimentation is cheap9 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 74. Facebook Open Compute Project http://www.facebook.com/n otes/facebook- engineering/building-efficie nt-data- centers-with-the-open-com pute-project/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 75. Open-source Data Center Design Commodity Hardware Power and cost efficiencies Friday, April 22, 2011
- 76. “It’s usually ina business’ best interests to commoditize its complements.” M arco A rment — http://www.marco.org/201 1/04/09/ facebooks-open-compute-p roject Friday, April 22, 2011
- 77. “Whenever iPhone succeeds, Google succeeds.” aniel A legre, —D -Pacific f Goog le Asia Head o http://www.adnews.com.au/ news/ google-we-want-iphone-to-gr ow Friday, April 22, 2011
- 78. Infrastructure as a Commodity http://www.readwriteweb.c om/cloud/2011/04/ what-facebooks-opencompu te-mea.php Friday, April 22, 2011
- 79. How: Three Levelsof Application Friday, April 22, 2011
- 80. 1. Infrastructure asa Service Friday, April 22, 2011
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- 82. Start your ownshit • database, Memcache, load balancing • svn/git/GitHub • trac, stats, (and other internal tools) • deployment solution like Capistrano (Ruby) Friday, April 22, 2011
- 83. Gentoo is forRicers Friday, April 22, 2011
- 84. Amazon Web Services Friday,April 22, 2011
- 85. AWS Free http://aws.amazon.com/fre e/ • 750 hours of Amazon EC2 Linux Micro Instance usage (613 MB of memory and 32-bit and 64-bit platform support) – enough hours to run continuously each month* • 750 hours of an Elastic Load Balancer plus 15 GB data processing* • 10 GB of Amazon Elastic Block Storage, plus 1 million I/Os, 1 GB of snapshot storage, 10,000 snapshot Get Requests and 1,000 snapshot Put Requests* Friday, April 22, 2011
- 86. Three Tiers EC2, S3, Database (RDS, Base SimpleDB…) CloudFront, Route 53, Services SQS, SMS, FPS, Mechanical Turk Managment Console, Elastic Management Beanstalk, Toolkit for Eclipse,Virtual Private Cloud Friday, April 22, 2011
- 87. “Basically [AWS] is programmable infrastructure” f Barr, Senior —Jef Ev angelis t AWS http://www.amazon.com/g p/product/ 0980576830?tag=terrych ay-20 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 88. “Why Amazon's cloud Titanic went down.” —CNN http://money.cnn.com/201 1/04/22/ technology/amazon_ec2_c loud_outage/? Friday, April 22, 2011
- 89. 2. Platform asa Service Friday, April 22, 2011
- 90. dotCloud http://www.dotcloud.com/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 91. Orchestra http://orchestra.io/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 92. Mastering Zend Framework 2 Patterns ier O'Ph inney Matthew We http://joind.in/talk/view/3 339 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 93. Lithium Joël Perras http://joind.in/talk/view/3 341 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 94. ZippyKid http://zippykid.com/ Friday, April 22, 2011
- 95. Start Here >Finish Somewhere Friday, April 22, 2011
- 96. Programmer as Operations Friday, April 22, 2011
- 97. The Original Hypertext Preprocessor Dr ew Mc Lellan http://joind.in/talk/view/3 344 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 98. Start(up) yourself Friday, April22, 2011
- 99. yism Security is low priority for Terry Chay because he Cha knows the internet's http://phpdoc.info/chayism / got his back[ups] 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 100. Gimme Bar Sean Coates http://joind.in/talk/view/3 348 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 101. XHProf and WonderProxy Pa ul Reinheimer http://joind.in/talk/view/3 346 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 102. PHP was never about PHP Without PHP, LAMP would just be LAM(e). Friday, April 22, 2011
- 103. Frontend Caching: The New Frontier Þorbjö rnsson He lgi Þor mar http://joind.in/talk/view/3 340 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 104. Battle Wounds http://terrychay.com/artic le/ cuts-and-scars.shtml Friday, April 22, 2011
- 105. Chayism http://phpdoc.info/chayism / When Terry Chay throws $10k into the air, he doesn't bother picking it up 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011
- 106. Haiping is smarter than you. Friday, April 22, 2011
- 107. Contact Me http:// terrychay.com/ “I promise to blog @tychay more.” tychay@php.net Terry Chay doesn't get stage fright. http://joind.in/talk/view/3351 Stages get frightened of Terry Chay. Friday, April 22, 2011
- 108. careermania.com estimates that your salary expectations Chayism can increase by $5000 each time http://phpdoc.info/chayism / Terry Chay mentions your name in a talk 최 태 리 Friday, April 22, 2011