1. ED AND JASPER’S
There once was a boy who swallowed a bone
It was unknown why he swallowed the bone,
Perhaps he’ll moan
There once was a boy who swallowed a dog,
Which was tall and slim, just like a log,
He swallowed the dog to catch the bone,
It was unknown why he swallowed the bone
Perhaps he’ll moan
There once was a boy who swallowed a cat
Who would do that, swallow a cat,
He swallowed the cat to chase the dog,
This was tall and slim, just like a log,
He swallowed the dog to catch the bone,
It is unknown why he swallowed a bone, perhaps he’ll moan
2. There once was a boy, who swallowed a whale,
If I tried to swallow a whale I’d fail,
He swallowed the whale to catch the cat,
Who would do that, swallow a cat,
He swallowed the cat to chase the dog,
That was tall and slim,
Just like a log,
He swallowed the dog to catch the bone
It is unknown why he swallowed the bone
Perhaps he’ll moan
There once was a boy, who swallowed New York,
He swallowed New York with his knife and his fork,
He swallowed New York to capture the whale,
If I tried to swallow a whale I’d fail,
He swallowed the whale to catch the cat,
Who would do that, swallow a cat,
He swallowed the cat to chase the dog,
Who was tall and slim just like a log,
3. He swallowed the dog to catch the bone
It is unknown why he swallowed the bone
Perhaps he’ll moan
There once was a boy, who swallowed a star,
Pretty bizarre to swallow a star,
He swallowed the star to hold New York,
Swallowed New York with his knife and his fork,
He swallowed New York to hold the whale,
If I tried to swallow a whale I’d fail,
He swallowed the whale to catch the cat,
Who would do that, swallow a cat,
He swallowed the cat to catch the dog
That was tall and slim,just like a log,
He swallowed the dog to catch the bone
It is unknown why he swallowed the bone,
Perhaps he’ll moan.
There once was a boy, who swallowed a bed,
There was no more room so of course now he’s dead
