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- 4. Cats never go on a diet because fast-food is
often more enticing than slow-food.
- 6. Cats never go on a diet because they know a bit
of weight can come in useful.
- 8. Cats never go on a diet because they know
that fat floats to the top.
- 10. Cats never go on a diet because they
always look in the right mirror.
- 12. Cats never go on a diet so that their arguments
carry the necessary weight.
- 16. Cats never go on a diet because weight watchers
keep an eye on them anyway.
- 18. Cats never go on a diet because you can’t weigh
happiness on any scale.
- 20. Cats never go on a diet because even on busy
days they always find time for sport.
- 22. Cats never go on a diet so they can’t
be accidentally flushed away.
- 26. Cats never go on a diet because comfort food
doesn’t come without calories.
- 30. Cats never go on a diet because they’ve no
idea that it’s fashionable to be thin.
- 32. Cats never go on a diet because they prefer
to spend their time on other things.
- 34. Cats never go on a diet because they’re
convinced they’re never alone on the scales.
- 36. Cats never go on a diet because at sporting
events it’s better to be a spectator.
- 38. Cats never go on a diet because they always
cut a good figure on the catwalk.
- 40. Finally, cats never go on a diet because
everyone knows that good friends can
never have enough of you.
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