This document provides brief responses to various situations. It suggests running away from a lion, flying from a ghost, traveling for an excellent foreign job, crying when a friend steals, listening during an argument with one's boss, running when given too much change, speaking when borrowing and losing a friend's CD, stopping after accidentally hitting another car, enjoying when realizing a friend lied, dancing when winning the lottery, screaming when asked to be a guarantor, and crying when losing money on vacation or speaking when one's son/daughter starts smoking.