1. I am a baby. I am hungry.Do you have my hamburger? Hungry Baby bySamantha Dixon!

2. You do nothavemyhamburger. Youhave a pineapple. You do notlikethispineapple? No, I am looking for a hamburger.

3. You have blocks. I cannot eat blocks. These blocks are so much fun, man. I do not care because blocks are not edible!

4. You are not a hamburger. You are a baby monkey. Yes! I do not like hamburgers, but I like bananas. Aah! A talkingmonkey!

5. Do youhavemyhamburger? No, sorry. But, willyou be myboyfriend? No, I want ahamburger! Make me a hamburger, woman.

6. Thisisnotmyhamburger!Thisisnoteven a hamburger at all! TROLOLOLOLOL I am angry! I want a hamburger!

7. NEVER MIND, I WILL FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT!

8. Fin.