1. LET’S SAY for whatever reason YOU’RE THE FIRST HUMAN EVER TO MAKE ALIEN CONTACT

2. (more important than this)

3. YOU >

4. FIRST THING’S FIRST: HOLD STILL

5. VS

6. VS

7. NEXT UP: FIND A MEDIUM TO COMMUNICATE THROUGH

8. MATH

10. Expressing our desire to learn about them Acting as their spokesperson for the rest of the world

12. Get dropped off in a major city

13. Involve the local news

14. Seriously? No pop culture references