1. The True Story of the Princess and the Pea
By: Gretchen
K so everybody knows the story of the Princess and the Pea… right? Well if you don’t
then don’t go looking it up in some big fairy tale book, cuz ya won’t find the true story!
Now if you want to here the true story stick around, but please note that this story is
told by me… the Pea.
Alright here it goes, on a warm summer day in a castle close to Hollywood, my
buddies and I were just chillin in the fridge. Nothing out of the ordinary, just doin
backflips and cartwheels to try and impress the grapes…no big deal. But then out of no
where my buddy Emmett starts screaming, like literally howling! He sounded like
“ Ahhhh…. Someone help!! Run away!!!” We all just figured he was out of his mind cuz he
usually never talks, but about 3 seconds later I knew why he was screaming, a giant
hand had reached the fridge and was trying to grab me! I tried to run but it was no use!
Before I new it I am in a dark room, It was rather peculiar.
I shut my eyes for a mere second and I am under like twenty mattresses then
something horrible happens…. Something really heavy decided it was gonna lay on all
those mattresses! I felt like I was going to burst! So after about 3 hours under there I
knew it was the end for me… but then the hand was back! It said to me
“ How was your sleep little Pea?”
Then it came to me that the hand just spoke to me! In English!
“ Oh I need to get out of here!!!” I exclaimed But it had me in its grasp. Next thing I know I
a in a garbage can! Like really, a garbage can! I know! Plus it stinks in here… really
bad! Well I guess it could be worse, but not really. I don’t suppose there is anything you
could do to help me? I didn’t think so. Well thanks for listening…BYE!!!
THE END