1. Maybe I’ll
Quit Today
An Nsquared Production

3. *Here again…
another long eight hour shift.
I hope I don’t get any rude
customers today.*

5. *Cause I am not in the
mood!
I almost got into a car
accident on the way
here.*

7. *UGH
And Agatha’s
working…that bitch
is always starting
with me! Look at her
fake smile*.

9. Gotta go clean off the topping
station…I wonder if this is
how people treat their own
house.
Okay! Perfect!... I wonder
how long it’ll stay this clean

11. This song again?!
I swear they play the
three same songs
over, and over, and
over.
Strike One…

14. Hellooooo! I’ve been
standing here for
15mins. I am late for
work!

16. Oh! I Mean…

18. welcome to
Starbucks!
what can I get you?

20. Can I get the triple espresso
chocolate chip macchiato with a
pump of mint syrup, non-fat
caramel syrup and half a green
tea bag.
Also half a bagel toasted with
the middle dug out.

22. Oh, She can’t be serious…

23. …non-fat caramel
doesn’t exist…

25. But I get it every week…
How are you gonna tell
me what I got. Isn’t the
customer always right?

27. Also, I can’t dig out
your bagel. it’s
against company
policy.

28. Well I’m Leaving

29. Strike two!
And WHY does Agatha always
seem to get all of the easy
customers?! She doesn’t
deserve them!

32. Hi! May I help You?

33. I’ll have a small black
coffee.

34. A normal customer?
thank GOD

35. Of course!
May I have a name
for your order?

36. Ophelia Hypatia Xenophon

38. Oh…?
Strike THREE!

39. Actually sorry my
shift just ended…

40. GOODBYE
STUPID
CUSTOMERS!

42. GOODBYE
DISGUSTING,
over-Priced
COFFEE!

44. GOODBYE
AGATHA!

46. AND GOODBYE TO
THIS FRIGGING
ELEVATOR MUSIC!
YOU CAN’T
POSSIBLY TELL ME
THIS IS REMOTELY
ENTERTAINING!

49. OOPS…
WAS
THAT
OUT
LOUD?

50. (Cast)
Starbucks Employee: Tiffany Johnson
Agatha: Unknown starbucks Employee
(Script)
Cathleen Stevens
NicK Fiorillo
Nick Orlando
(Shot and edited by)
Cathleen Stevens
Jasmine Isaacs