1. Should the nose be that close to the ground?

2. Yes, if someone forgot to install the gear pins... ...and someone else raised the gear handle. Shhh!...The air bags are going to raise the airplane.

3. It looks like those air bags work real good!

4. Maybe they work too good.

5. Oh Oh...Somebody forgot to use those air bags in the back. Hey!...Who left that tail stand under the right elevator?

6. Ouch!!!... ...and $#**!!%&##**%!!