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4. 2
Kalyanam
Mintumol: โI love uโ
Tintumon: โI love u tooโ
Mintumol: โNamukku kalyanam kazhikkamโ
Tintumon: โPakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???โ
5. 3
Wrong answer
Teacher: โIf you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the
answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?โ
Tintumon: โWrong answerโ
6. 4
Why boys chase girls ?
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase
cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan
illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car
odikkanano ?
7. 5
Pathra vayna
Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu: โAyyayo K V
sebastian Pottitherichuโ
Achan: Manda !! nokki vayikku โ110 KV substation
Pottitherichu ennaโ
8. 6
No freeze liquid
Teacher: โFreeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayooโ
Tintumon: โChooduvellamโ
10. 8
Track suit
Tintumon was chasing a donkey. But he couldnt catch
that. After sometime he saw one zebra on the way.
Tintumon caught the zebra and told: โpanni track suit
ittal njan nine pidikilla ennu karuthiyo?โ
11. 9
Best husband
Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurantโฆ.
Couple 1 : Husband: โaa sugar ingeduthe Panjareโฆ.โ
Couple 2 : Husband: โaa liver ingeduthe Karaleโฆโฆโฆโ
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple
startedโฆโฆ.
Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke
sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,
Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))
12. 10
Maths Proof
Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking โbโ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali
22. 20
History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda
teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha
prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu
munpu prarthinkanam ennu.
23. 21
Smart answer
Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
VinodโI want to be doctor,
DeepaโI want to be a good mother.
Tintumonโ want to help deepa.
24. 22
aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER: โAaril anju poyal enth kittum?โ
TINTUMON: โAnjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam
avalku swimming ariyillaโฆ!!
31. 29
Rome
Teacher: โWhen was Rome built?โ
Tintumon: โAt night, sir.โ
Teacher: โWho told you that?โ
Tintumon: โYou did, sir. You once said that Rome was
not built in a day.โ
33. 31
Bio practical exam
Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
.
Tintumon: I dont know.
.
Examiner: u fail.
.
Whats ur name ?
.
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.
34. 32
Exam barcode
Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil
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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
โScratch gently to read the answer โ
35. 33
Girlfriend
Duttumon: โMy girlfriend is an angelโ
Tintumon: โYou are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum
jeevanode unduโ
36. 34
Achanum thengum
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya
tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil
rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
38. 36
thermodynamic law of romance
Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance:
โLuv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can
only be changed from one girlfriend to another with
considerable loss of moneyโ
44. 42
Dineshan
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhijiโs son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
