The document requests getting a mouse as a pet. It provides several reasons why mice make better pets than hamsters or gerbils, such as having shorter fur to avoid allergies. Mice are also described as being cheap to feed and very clever. Some nonsensical claims and suggestions are made such as humans evolving from mice or using a mouse as a mouth guard.

1. Please may I Please may I get a mouse

6. Visitors Book they cannot kill

7. Other animals want to be the mouse – why. Because It must be good

8. Mice do not shed X

9. Humans are evolved from mice

10. The mouse is the queen

12. Bouncer for your mouth to stop spiders crawling in it in the night time

13. Take it to the playground like a normal kid

14. The ice caps are melting. This is a pic of dead polar bears. Mice are an endangered species

15. You can play twister with it to make the circus jealous