2. Dirt Bag
I don’t appreciate what you did to me
I want to punch you straight in your kidney
But I won’t
Because you’re not worth it, not at all
Not even a little bit
I wish you could give me back all that time
So now I’m forced to write this ridiculous rhyme
Enjoy your life old and alone
Good luck finding someone else to call your own
3. My heart is big my bodies small
I have a friend
that’s really tall
He likes the Lakers
and watches sun-
sets
He hates cats but
has two pets
He thinks he’s
really raw at foot-
ball
Too bad he has no
hands at all
Together from eight to three o’ five
This friend of mine is one of a kind
4. Ode to Nature
Trees
Trees have leaves
Trees have leaves that blow in the
breeze
Bugs
Bugs have legs
Bugs legs travel across the waves
The sea
The sea has creatures
The sea has creatures that eat bees
5. There once was a kid named bo
So tan they called him a guido
Till one day he fell
And everyone could tell
He was really as white as snow
