1. THIS IS NOT WATER
Vodka

2. SWEET SALT
Sugar

3. SAVOURY SUGAR
Salt

4. PLAIN FLOUR
EXCITING FLOUR

5. UR
FLO
SELF RAISI N G

6. MISCELLANEOUS WHITE POWDER
Flour, Sugar, Salt...

7. NOT FOR VALENTINES DAY
Flour

8. NOT FOR CAKES
Flowers

9. MISCELLANEOUS OCCASIONS CAKE

10. RAW TOAST
Bread

11. SELF EXPLANATORY
Oranges

12. DOUGHNUTS
May contain nuts*

13. WHITE, RED, CAN’T DECIDE
White wine, Red wine, Rose

14. LIGHT BULB
HEAVY BULB

15. CLING FILM
Not for watching*

16. ROLLS WITH HOLES
Bagels

17. 1940’s TOILET ROLL
News paper

18. CREAM
For pudding*

19. CREAM
For cuts*

20. I’M JUST THICK MILK
Cream

21. I’M STRAWBERRY BLONDE
Ginger beer

22. I’M USUALLY FREE
Water

23. I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BROWN BREAD
BUT APPARENTLY I’M A WHOLEMEAL