4. Questions you should say YES to: Do I wipe my ass with tissue? Does my friend wipe with tissue? Does my family wipe with tissue? Is there a roll of tissue in my bathroom? Is there a roll of tissue in public bathrooms? Am I ready to find out about tissue?
5. Ok….so you said YES!! Tissue industry is a $600 Billion Industry There is no affiliate program currently out Tissue is a gold mine Consumable resource Always in demand People buy tissue even in a recession!
6. I repeat, ARE YOU READY!? Call your boss and quit!! …after you sold to him (lol)
8. Yep and the best part is : If you don’t sell it, you can always and will always use it!!
9. This slide is cheesy And you will be rolling in cheese!!
10. Fast Track Affiliates Earn $25 after your first 5 sales Earn $150 after you get 20 more sales Keep those bonuses + commissions Commissions = 50%!!! More perks to be added! We are a GREEN company | 100% Recycled!
11. Why join today? 50% Commissions Lots of Perks Bonuses up the ass + some tissue! This isnt AVON you can use our product Save a trip to the market Save gas Save a tree…..