Hello, I am John Smith.I believe in god. I go to church. I have a Good Christian family. I Stick To The Bible in my daily life. I am the embodiment of your everyday Good Christian.  Find out more about my Good beliefs by watching this informative yet brief presentation.

1. PROJECT: SALVATION

2. Hello, I am John Smith. I believe in god. I go to church. I have a Good Christian family. I Stick To The Bible in my daily life. I am the embodiment of your everyday Good Christian.

5. Now, meet ‘ Kevin ’ Kevin is the embodiment of Today's Sinful Youth KEVIN Christianity is for old people!

6. You probably either know or have seen young people who look like Kevin in YOUR local community. I’d rather do my science homework than go to church. We are studying evolution. KEVIN

7. Ha ha ha You fundamentalists have your knickers in a twist! All that people like Kevin do is mope around and make offensive comments. KEVIN

8. Kevin puts fashion before religion! God has a beard And beards are so UNFASHIONABLE If I was god, I’d shave it OFF. KEVIN

9. Kevin is young and ignorant. He is OBLIVIOUS to the consequences of his SIN BUT!!! He has friends.

10. Hey Kevin, guess what? What, dude? I’m an atheist! What's that, dude? I dunno, but it sounds cool! Yeah dude, it kinda rhymes with a-pee-ist Hahaha, yeah Man! I think its Latin for someone who pees a lot Hey man, what does apeeist actually mean? Ha ha yeah Dude! Wow, you’re smart man! Kevin and his friends conspire with each other about anti-religion . KEVIN KEVINs best friend

11. Yeah, they don’t know how to PARTAY Christians are so boring, man! Kevin's friends are uneducated low-life's. KEVIN KEVINs best friend

12. The End (I’m not really John Smith, by the way) (Also, I couldn’t be bothered giving this presentation a decent ending so you can think of one yourself if you want.)