This document introduces 12 members of two teams, DA8 and Radburn, providing nicknames, colleges attended, favorite foods, career aspirations, interesting facts, and YouTube links for each member. It summarizes basic biographical information about the members in a lighthearted and amusing tone.

1. A
Game
for
the
Ages
Graciously
Prepared
by
Mr.
Ma9hew
Sarna

2. Team DA8

3. Michael
Senzer
Nickname:
Mr.
Magoo
College:
Michigan
State
University
Favorite
Food:
Sack
Lunch
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=7_Tv5wNJyIw
Career
Aspira6ons:
Introduce
a
new
clothing
line
of
water
wings
and
bedazzled
wetsuits
Interes6ng
Fact:
Senzer
was
The
Miracle
on
34th
street

4. Harrison
Small
Nickname:
The
6th
sense
College:
Emory
University
Favorite
Food:
Harriet
Sarna’s
cookies
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=AYFPOS44dMw
Career
Aspira6ons:
Become
the
direct
poliWcal
advisor
to
future
President
Dikembe
Mutombo
Mpolondo
Mukamba
Jean-­‐Jacques
Wamutombo
Interes6ng
Fact:
Harrison
was
the
first
monkey
shot
into
space

5. Eric
Weil
Nickname:
Day
Man
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=TzaVd6zl2bA
(1:00
–
1:47)
College:
Boston
University
Favorite
Food:
Gio’s
57
Career
Aspira6ons:
Fighter
of
the
Night
Man
/
Champion
of
the
Sun
Interes6ng
Fact:
Eric
was
the
original
author
of
Great
Expecta+ons.
Charles
Dickens
plagiarized
the
whole
thing.
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=jCB4XRRn0WU

6. Max
Weil
Nickname:
Inspector
Jacques
Clouseau
College:
Penn
State
University
Favorite
Food:
Liver
with
some
fava
beans
and
a
nice
chianW
Career
Aspira6ons:
Become
a
sign
language
teacher
for
the
blind
Interes6ng
Fact:
Is
not
allowed
within
200
feet
of
any
schools,
playgrounds,
or
Chucky
Cheese’s
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=IFp2jkeonEI

7. Michael
Zysman
Nickname:
Mr.
Mononucleosis
College:
Bentley
University
Favorite
Food:
30
packets
of
ketchup
h9p://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=wEhWZ9edw90
Career
Aspira6ons:
Become
the
Dean
of
Admissions
for
an
accredited
university
Interes6ng
Fact:
If
you
feed
Zysman
aler
midnight
he
will
transform
into
an
evil
Gremlin

8. Noah
Findling
Nickname:
Elwood
Blues
h9p://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=YbuTbTJQ-­‐TY
College:
Arizona
State
University
Favorite
Food:
Bundt
Cake
Career
Aspira6ons:
Court
Jester
for
the
Pope
and
his
Cardinals
Interes6ng
Fact:
Noah
was
the
inspiraWon
for
the
TV
sensaWon
Steve
Urkel

9. Ma9
Sarna
Nickname:
The
Hash
Slinging
Slasher
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=4Ks5yClM0bw
(0:25
–
0:40)
College:
University
of
Maryland
Favorite
Food:
Anything
with
chocolate
Career
Aspira6ons:
Create
a
Wme
machine
out
of
a
Delorean
Interes6ng
Fact:
SWll
is
deathly
afraid
of
the
Tooth
Fairy,
Santa
Claus,
and
Colin
Farrell

10. Team Radburn

11. Conor
Cahill
Nickname:
Mrs.
Douboire
h9p://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=-­‐R21imckcUE
College:
Rutgers
University
Favorite
Food:
Sugar
and
Spice
and
Everything
Nice
Career
Aspira6ons:
To
finally
complete
his
dream
of
digging
a
hole
to
China
Interes6ng
Fact:
Conor
was
the
stunt
double
for
Chris
Tucker
in
Rush
Hour
2

12. Ben
Seiden
Nickname:
His
Majesty
College:
Virginia
Tech
Favorite
Food:
Carrot
Cake
Career
Aspira6ons:
D.A.R.E
speaker
for
high
school
students
before
going
to
Seaside
Interes6ng
Fact:
The
Wacky
Waving
Inflatable
Arm
Flailing
Tube
Man,
popular
outside
of
many
car
dealerships,
was
based
off
of
Ben’s
body
shape
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=6GznhT__PXs

13. Kevin
Ke9ell
Nickname:
Woodchuck
College:
Syracuse
University
Favorite
Food:
Fried
Worms
Career
Aspira6ons:
To
build
the
first
true
Derek
Zoolander
Center
for
Kids
Who
Can't
Read
Good
and
Wanna
Learn
to
Do
Other
Stuff
Good
Too
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=NQ-­‐8IuUkJJc
Interes6ng
Fact:
Kevin
is
not
Kevin’s
name
at
all!
It’s
actually
Phillip

14. Yaniv
Stern
Nickname:
The
Hamburglar
h9p://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=AU1iq9rqYJ0
College:
University
of
Maryland
Favorite
Food:
Jell-­‐O
Pudding
Pops
Career
Aspira6ons:
Create
his
own
consulWng
service,
providing
fashion
Wps
to
those
in
need
Interes6ng
Fact:
Yaniv
has
never
before
used
a
pen
or
pencil,
only
crayons

15. Luke
Walsh
Nickname:
The
Man
in
Tights
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=RtmbZnXSQ7k
College:
United
States
Naval
Academy
Favorite
Food:
Burger
with
le9uce
and
tomato,
Heinz
5,
and
french-­‐fried
potato,
big
kosher
pickle
and
a
cold,
dral
beer
Career
Aspira6ons:
Become
the
Red
Power
Ranger
Interes6ng
Fact:
Luke
consistently
a9empts
to
jump
off
the
roof
of
his
house
and
fly

16. Jeremy
Levin
Nickname:
Uptown
Girl
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=hCuMWrfXG4E
College:
University
of
Maryland
Favorite
Food:
Burnt
Chicken
Nuggets
Career
Aspira6ons:
To
have
a
statue
made
of
solid
steel
erected
in
honor
of
his
successful
career
as
a
WNBA
commentator
Interes6ng
Fact:
Jeremy
can
play
Camptown
Races
on
the
piano
with
his
toes

17. Michael
Silberman
Nickname:
Mr.
Narwhal
h9p://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=rBSlev7NMgU
College:
Rutgers
University
Favorite
Food:
Pickled
Herring
Career
Aspira6ons:
Set
the
world
record
for
spinning
around
the
most
Wmes
without
throwing
up
Interes6ng
Fact:
Mike’s
face
is
printed
on
the
bo9om
of
every
Bubble
Bee
Tuna
Fish
can