Leighann Lord is one of the funniest veteran comedians based in New York City. She's appeared on ABC's The View, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, The World Stands Up and Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. She's performed for the troops in the Middle East and was named one of NY's10 Hot Comics (Improper Magazine).

1. Funny Bone is in The Brain

2. Enjoy my notes and jokes
for the week of
May 12-16, 2014
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3. I'm not surprised that a guy robbed
a Waffle House with a pitch fork
but that the employees didn't defend
the place with their own.
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4. Scientists discover a gene
that boosts IQ.
I’m gonna go out on a limb
and say it wasn’t in Kansas.
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5. A NASA simulator has recreated
space dust on earth.
The science lover in me
thinks this is cool.
My inner neat freak is
hyperventilating.
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6. Short men live longer than tall men.
That'll make the
Sadie Hawkins Dance
at the old folks home look
a Laurel & Hardy party.
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7. Climate Change is seen as
a growing security threat.
Will the NSA be tracking Mother Nature's
cell phone and reading her email?
If she travels will she be
"randomly selected"
for a TSA strip search?
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8. NASA has released an animation
video of two neutron stars colliding
to form a black hole.
Awww yeah!
That's how mama likes it.
#SciPorn!
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9. The FCC approves guidelines
for net neutrality that include
"fast lanes" for big business.
Welcome to the
ghettoization of the internet.
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10. Donald Sterling tells the NBA
that he won’t pay the fine.
Translation:
“Kiss my Black ass.”
#postracialarewethereyet
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11. A report finds that West Virginia has
least-segregated schools in the US.
New York has the most.
I guess we need a
school bus Rosa Parks.
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Let me know.
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