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    • The World: The world of Mace Swinger is almost your bog standard fantasy one, withmagic and maces as such. Mace Swingers are essentially the police (or the army?) of thelands. Peace and harmony generally rule, but an evil force is at food. More specifically,the evil that is Admiral Bonetopick and his many underlings such as Dark LordAnaconda. Bonetopick aspires to be the most powerful and evil warlord in the lands, andwants to increase his power by stealing the hearts of fair maidens, such as Sipsette.Bonetopick is looking for the most powerful mace in the world, the one that is said to becapable of abolishing all that is evil or all that is good in the world, depending on whouses it. Of course, it would be the only thing able to destroy a being as evil as Bonetopick(and even then, with great difficulty).Main Plotline Characters:Uthgourd: Brave Knight of all the lands. Aspiring Mace Swinger who gradually getsbetter at mace swinging. Plans on getting married to Princess Sipsette. Starts game prettyweak, gets stronger as it goes on, taught by Old Beardo. Nemesis of Admiral Bonetopick.Brave, strong and fearless. Change of name is really just writing round copyright.Uthgourd is preferably female (and her and sipsette are a lesbian couple) but I get all thecurrent art assets are male, so if its easier to leave them be thats fine.Sipsette: Generic fair maiden who happens to be Canadian. Kidnapped early on. Mostlyirrelevant to the plot other than a driving motivation. Played by Sips_ Im assuming??Old Beardo: Veteran Mace Swinger who helps you take down Bonetopick in an initialbattle (he gets away though). Informs you of the Master Blaster Mace 2000 (patentpending), which you will need to properly destroy the evil that lurks in the heart ofBonetopick. He is killed by Dark Lord Anaconda, who of course has stolen your MasterBlaster Mace 2000 (this shows us just how powerful Master Blaster Mace 2000 is andhow in the wrong hands it can destroy the world). Needs to look at least vaguely like OldBeardo and sound all wise and cool but also like a grizzled veteran.Admiral Bonetopick:Asshole, steals fair maidens to make himself stronger. Has a vast array of underlings.Corrupt, evil, wants to destroy all that is good with the Master Blaster Mace 2000. Firstseen as a force early on in game, where he kidnaps Sipsette. Early boss battle in level 1ends with your ass getting kicked but Old Beardo saves you and chases him off. Laterfought again in the final level, where your increased strength means you can take him out(but still with great difficulty). Needs to look super sinister and stuff but even moresinister later on.Dark Mage Anaconda: Admiral Bonetopicks right hand man, and a real rude dude.Probably shows up kinda early on just to get his character established. Anyway, he findsthe Master Blaster Mace 2000 right before you do, stealing it from under your nose. OldBeardo comes out from wherever to help you and then is killed my Dark Mage
    • Anaconda. Anaconda is killed in the penultimate level allowing you to take the MasterBlaster Mace 2000 and defeat Bonetopick.Basic Main Plot:To start, theres an optional tutorial. Drill Sergeant Shouty is yelling at you, teaching youhow to play, as this is the final exam for Mace Swinger school! (Thanks, gigimoi). Healso says he is the final boss of Mace Swinging school, and then you beat him up. Hegives you a degree and a shiny new mace.Boss: Drill Sergeant Shouty. He sure is aggressive, shouty, and a drill sergeant.Mace dropped: Proof of GraduationThe game begins in a village (Level 1), where you, Uthgourd, are making pleasantrieswith the love of your life, Sipsette. You tell her of your news that you just graduatedMace Swinging school, and you are just about to ask for her hand in marriage when adark and evil entity sweeps over the land. Admiral Bonetopick arrives on his GiantAirship Horse Thing (????) and begins causing commotion. In the kerfuffle, Sipsette iskidnapped! You give chase, and meet up with your mentor Old Beardo, who helps youout (or basically just gives a tutorial) while you run after Bonetopick. You catch up withhim, and he owns the shit out of you, but you are saved by Old Beardo. He retreats.Beardo tells you that right now you are not strong enough to beat Bonetopick. But if youplan to, there is a Mace somewhere, at the top of a snowy mountain that few can brave,that can tip the balance of pure good-hearted fantastic-ness in favour of being an evilbastard. Or vice-versa. He gives you his old mace and you set off into the wilderness.Boss: Admiral Bonetopick except its not really a boss because he beats you up.Mace received: The Battered Beardo BludgeonerLevel 2 begins with you in the wilderness (plains). Its pretty much a break after the first,high intensity level, with a few sidequests thrown in and the concept of mace upgradingintroduced (presumably via Old Beardo tutorial fun).Boss: MotherTrucker - he is one big fat bastard, wearing a wife beater slacks and a steelhelmet. Speaks with like a southern accent? Maybe uses trucks to hurt people somehowMace received: Tuesday Special*Level 3 takes place in a desert? Thats all well and good! Uthgourd in fact actually getslost in the middle of the wilderness and is for some reason in a desert now. Afterwandering out, trying to find how way out, she runs into Terry "The Heater" Tibbs, whois using his heating ability to make the whole area super hot, and thus, a desert. You takedown Terry and it rains, revealing a secret trapdoor to the next area! The fort.Boss: Terry "The Heater" Tibbs - huge furnacey bastard, voiced by Microsoft sam. Usesfire and other stuffMace received: Mafia HitLevel 4 is a small scale fort as run by Bonetopicks crew. You run a full on charge on it,killing all the peeps in your path. You get to an area around the final room, which hasDark Mage Anaconda in it! You over hear him saying "Boss, this Uthgourd is a real threat*You programming guys can decide what these maces to, Ill just to the names and the flavour text that will go with it
    • to our plans!!". Anyway he sees you and gets some big minion who will be named "Danthe Man". Dan the Man gets killed and explodes for no real reason. The explosion sendsyou flying very conveniently to the mountain the Master Blaster Mace 2000 is resting on.Boss: Dan the Man. Can basically look or sound like anything, hes just a big heavymook.Mace received: Standard Issue Bone2Pick Mace Version 6.8So you climb up the mountain in a grueling effort. Its cold, theres enemiesEVERYWHERE, and eventually you begin to make it too the top. However, standing inyour way is a behemoth simply known as THE FUCKMEISTER. After a grueling battle,he slowly begins to gain the upper hand. When once again, Old Beardo swoops in to savethe day!! THE FUCKMEISTER is down, and you then see The Master Blaster Mace2000. You race towards it when down from the heavens decends....DARK MAGEANACONDA! He states those immortal words: "Ho ho ho, travellers, thanks for gettingthe Master Blaster mace 2000 for me!" He snatches it up, murders Old Beardo, and fliesaway. Whats funny, is that the only reason he knows you and Beardo are there is becausehe followed Beardo, and Beardo was following you to tell you about Anaconda, ensuringhis own demise. Ah well. With his dying breath, Beardo tells you to stop Bonetopickbefore he destroys the world! You swear revenge, and youre gonna go right to the source!The second biggest dungeon in all Mace Swingerville, "Manchester".Boss: THE FUCKMEISTER who is probably some kind of huge boar. Roars a lot.Mace received: Not-so-Nice Ice MaceSo you go to Manchester Dungeon and you take on every man who stands in your way,via pelvic thrusts or other wise. The boss is...SHADOW URTHGOURD. Once you creamher, you take a look at the map which tells us that Bonetopicks fortress is in...thenightmare zone.Boss: Shadow Uthgourd is Uthgourd dipped in a vat of black ink (or basically shadowlink from ocarina of time I think? Only uthgerd not link)Mace received: The NightmarceThe quickest way to the Nightmare zone is through the Jalapeno Jungles. This is a thickand sinister place, filled with thick and sinister folk who are out to get you, but if you cansurvive the trip its much quicker. End boss is the Elderglam (writing around copyrightagain), who really is just a big bitch. And also a tree. Anyway you kill her and somemagical forestry crap takes you too the forest!!Boss The Elderglam. big bitch and also a treeMace received: NettleblaneIts the forest! More baddies attack you. Few allies are at foot due to the corruptionBonetoPick is spreading across the world. This forest is shrouded in darkness, moreevidence of the spreading evil. The end boss is "A Living Suit of Armour". You kill himand climb atop his corpse, where you see, face to face, the nightmare zone: a hugevolcano.Boss: A Living Suit of Armour. A living suit of armour that hits very hard. BASHHH.Speaks like an old timey noble englishman guy. Think bane, basically.
    • Mace: BFG (Big Fucking Gmace)So there you are. A huge volcano of doomy death. The nightmare zone. You fight throughit all despite constant threats and taunts from Dark Mage Anaconda. However, eventuallyyou get to him. Its a tough battle, especially due to the power of the Master Blaster Mace2000. But eventually you get the upper hand and defeat him, to claim the Master BlasterMace 2000!Boss: Dark Mage AnacondaMace: Master Blaster Mace 2000You spy upon the lair of Bonetopick. You fight, tooth and nail, one-shotting all the kidswith your amazing mace. After a grueling journey, you see Bonetopick. He lectures youJames Bond style about how powerful he truely is now, and even the Master BlasterMace 2000 is a tiny speck compared to his shiny, sunlike significance. Sipsette descendsfrom the rafters, tied up, about to be destroyed by Bonetopick. Not on your watch! Youfight him down and eventually knock him out with a final blow from your mace. Sipsetteis saved, and you make out with her as Bonetopick burns horrifically. Old beardos forceghost smiles approvingly as the ending credits begin to play.Boss: Admiral BonetopickMace: N/A.