1. Regarding this line from groundskeeper Carl Spackler: “Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll
lock me up and throw away the key.” What is the actual subject of the conversation? a. caddies b. country club waiters
c. gophers d. “Saturday Night Live” alumni
What causes a panicked evacuation at the club swimming pool? a. Al Czervik in a Speedo brief b. a Baby Ruth candy
bar c. a gopher in the pool d. Ty Webb’s Corvette
Which is NOT a quote from Al Czervik? a. “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity” b. “This is
the worst-looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup…oh, it looks good on
you though” c. “Bring us a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every
10 minutes” d. “This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it”
Of what material does Carl Spackler make his squirrel and rabbit decoys? a. Baby Ruth bars b. Coke cans from the
caddyshack c. Plastic explosives d. Putting green turf
Who advises lead caddy Danny Noonan to “Just be the ball”, and when asked about scores, says that he measures
himself against other golfers “by height”? a. Al Czervik b. Bishop Pickering c. Judge Smails d. Ty Webb
What is the name of the golfer who is a physician when he’s away from the course? a. Dr. Beeper b. Dr. Hacker
c. Dr. Putter d. Dr. Pager
What famed religious figure does Carl Spackler say he caddied for, and what was his spirtual “tip” he has going for him,
which is nice. a. Billy Graham, and the keys to Heaven’s back gate b. Ravi Shankar, and the youthful spirit
of 2 extremely sacred cows c. The Dalai Lama, and the gift of total consciousness, on his deathbed d. The Pope, and
a pass to a reenactment of the Last Supper in Rome
Who is the less-famous brother who plays the caddyshack proprietor, Lou Loomis? a. Brian Doyle-Murray
b. Jim Belushi c. Murray Dangerfield d. Jerry Van Dyke
What is the name of Danny Noonan’s Irish girlfriend, with the rather unconvincing accent? a. Margaret Houlihan
b. Marjorie Higgins c. Maggie O’Hooligan d. Merilee Chase.
What is the name of the Caddyshack country club? a. Rolling Lakes b. Tender Oaks c. Green Lakes d. Bushwood
What character enjoys “skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid”? a. Spaulding Smails b. Lacey Underall
c. Al Czervik d. Tony D’Annunzio
Who or what causes the ball to drop so that Danny wins the final golf bet, worth $80,000? a. the gopher
b. Al’s “boom box” golf bag c. an explosion d. the big caddy fight
Complete this classic quote from Ty Webb: “Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous ____________.”
a. slouch b. caddie c. alcoholic gambler d. improvisational actor
Which is the correct “Caddy Pool Time” on Caddy Day? a. 9:30-10:15 b. 12:00-1:00 c. 1:00-1:15 d. 5:00-6:30
Who are the 2 characters involved in this exchange: “You’re crazy!” “That’s what they said about Son of Sam.”
a. Al Czervik and Judge Smails b. Ty Webb and Carl Spackler c. Judge Smails and Danny Noonan
d. Ty Webb and Lacey Underall
What TV and movie comedian directed Caddyshack? a. Bill Murray b. Harold Ramis c. Dan Aykroyd
d. Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Reubens
Carl Spackler Al Czervik Ty Webb Judge SmailsDraw a line connecting each
character’s name to their photo.
Gopher it! The Caddyshack Quiz