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I would be unstoppable if I could just                    get started.Zeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
I can’t even imagine what people did at           red lights before cellphonesZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
When I was little, “I am gonna tell your       mom” was the scariest sentenceZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
The reason men lie is because women             ask so many questionsZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
There are two kinds of friends : those      who are around when you need them,      and those who are around when they    ...
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the                sudden stop at the end.Zeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
I’m in love with my bed, but my alarm           clock wont let us be togetherZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the            food chain to be a vegetarianZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
A clear conscience is usually the sign of                 a bad memoryZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in                    motionZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
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Funny Quotes

Some real life and funny quotations and humourous sayings. For your viewing pleasure!

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Funny Quotes

  1. 1. I would be unstoppable if I could just get started.Zeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  2. 2. I can’t even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphonesZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  3. 3. When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom” was the scariest sentenceZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  4. 4. The reason men lie is because women ask so many questionsZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  5. 5. There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.Zeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  6. 6. It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.Zeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  7. 7. I’m in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be togetherZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  8. 8. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarianZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  9. 9. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memoryZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2
  10. 10. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motionZeeshan Khan www.twitter.com/zeesh2

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