The  lighter  side  of getting  old. Xiby PowerPoint Show
The secret  of staying young is to live honestly... eat slowly and lie  about your age.
I must be  getting older... all the names  in my phone book end in M.D.
Be nice  to your  children,  they will choose your nursing home Xiby PowerPoint Show
Experience  is a good thing.  It enables you to recognize  your mistake  when you make  it again.
I am so old  that when  I eat out,  they ask me for money  up front
Support  Bingo...  keep  grandma  off the street.
At  my age  flowers  scare me.
Quit  worrying about  your health...  it will go away.
Any day  above  ground  is a  good one. Xiby PowerPoint Show
I am so old...  all my friends in Heaven will  think I didn't make it.
My wife  always  gives me  sound advice...  99% sound,  1% advice.
One good thing about  Alzheimers... you get  to meet  new people  everyday.
Birthdays  are good  for you.  The more  you have,  the longer  you live.
Do not let  this  PowerPoint  grown old  on your  computer,  share it now. Xiby PowerPoint Show
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  1. 1. The lighter side of getting old. Xiby PowerPoint Show
  2. 2. The secret of staying young is to live honestly... eat slowly and lie about your age.
  3. 3. I must be getting older... all the names in my phone book end in M.D.
  4. 4. Be nice to your children, they will choose your nursing home Xiby PowerPoint Show
  5. 5. Experience is a good thing. It enables you to recognize your mistake when you make it again.
  6. 6. I am so old that when I eat out, they ask me for money up front
  7. 7. Support Bingo... keep grandma off the street.
  8. 8. At my age flowers scare me.
  9. 9. Quit worrying about your health... it will go away.
  10. 10. Any day above ground is a good one. Xiby PowerPoint Show
  11. 11. I am so old... all my friends in Heaven will think I didn't make it.
  12. 12. My wife always gives me sound advice... 99% sound, 1% advice.
  13. 13. One good thing about Alzheimers... you get to meet new people everyday.
  14. 14. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
  15. 15. Do not let this PowerPoint grown old on your computer, share it now. Xiby PowerPoint Show

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