Television.... a poem by roald dahl.

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Television.... a poem by roald dahl.

  1. 1. A poem by Roald Dahl
  2. 2. The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never , NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set -- Or better still, just don't install The idiotic thing at all.
  3. 3. In almost every house we've been, We've watched them gaping at the screen. They loll and slop and lounge about , And stare until their eyes pop out. (Last week in someone's place we saw A dozen eyeballs on the floor .)
  4. 4. They sit and stare and stare and sit Until they're hypnotised by it, Until they're absolutely drunk With all that shocking ghastly junk. Oh yes, we know it keeps them still , They don't climb out the window sill,
  5. 5. They never fight or kick or punch, They leave you free to cook the lunch And wash the dishes in the sink -- But did you ever stop to think, To wonder just exactly what This does to your beloved tot?
  6. 6. It rots the sense in the head! It kills imagination dead! It clogs and clutters up the mind! It makes a child so dull and blind He can no longer understand A fantasy, a fairyland His brain becomes as soft as cheese! His powers of thinking rust and freeze! He cannot think – he only sees!
  7. 7. 'All right!' you'll cry. 'All right!' you'll say, 'But if we take the set away , What shall we do to entertain Our darling children? Please explain !' We'll answer this by asking you, 'What used the darling ones to do? 'How used they keep themselves contented Before this monster was invented?'
  8. 8. Have you forgotten ? Don't you know? We'll say it very loud and slow : THEY ... USED ... TO ... READ! They'd READ and READ , AND READ and READ, and then proceed To READ some more. Great Scott! Gadzooks! One half their lives was reading books ! The nursery shelves held books galore ! Books cluttered up the nursery floor!
  9. 9. And in the bedroom, by the bed , More books were waiting to be read! Such wondrous, fine, fantastic tales Of dragons, gypsies, queens , and whales And treasure isles , and distant shores Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars, And pirates wearing purple pants, And sailing ships and elephants, And cannibals crouching 'round the pot, Stirring away at something hot .
  10. 10. (It smells so good , what can it be? Good gracious , it's Penelope.) The younger ones had Beatrix Potter With Mr. Tod, the dirty rotter , And Squirrel Nutkin, Pigling Bland, And Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle and- Just How The Camel Got His Hump, And How the Monkey Lost His Rump, And Mr. Toad, and bless my soul , There's Mr. Rate and Mr. Mole-
  11. 11. Oh, books, what books they used to know, Those children living long ago ! So please, oh please, we beg, we pray , Go throw your TV set away, And in its place you can install A lovely bookshelf on the wall. Then fill the shelves with lots of books , Ignoring all the dirty looks,
  12. 12. And children hitting you with sticks- Fear not, because we promise you That, in about a week or two Of having nothing else to do, They'll now begin to feel the need Of having something to read . And once they start -- oh boy, oh boy! You watch the slowly growing joy
  13. 13. That fills their hearts. They'll grow so keen They'll wonder what they'd ever seen In that ridiculous machine, That nauseating, foul , unclean, Repulsive television screen ! And later, each and every kid Will love you more for what you did. 
  14. 14. A ccording to a new study, watching over two hours of television on a daily basis doubles the risk of a child developing asthma. T he study was carried out by researchers in the UK as they worked to follow 3,000 children from the day that they were born, up until the age of 11. At the start of the study, none of the children had asthma or asthma symptoms. O n a yearly basis, the researchers would go and talk to the parents of these kids. They would be questioned about things such as hobbies including television viewing habits, asthma symptoms, etc. W hat they found was that overall, 6% of the kids had developed asthma by the age of 11.5. Children who were allowed to watch at least two hours of television on a daily basis were twice as likely to develop asthma compared to those who did not watch as much TV. T his shows a direct link between watching too much TV and asthma. The study has been published in the journal Thorax.
  15. 15. Born 13 September 1916 Llandaff, Cardiff, Wales Died 23 November 1990 (aged 74) Oxford, Oxfordshire, England Occupation: Author, Screenwriter Languages: English, Norwegian, Swahili Nationality: British Genres: Children’s, adults' literature, horror, mystery, fantasy. Notable work(s) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory , James and the Giant Peach , Fantastic Mr Fox ,  Matilda ,  The Witches ,  The Twits ,  Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator ,  The BFG ,  The Gremlins ,  The Enormous Crocodile ,  Esio Trot ,  George's Marvellous Medicine ,  Danny, the Champion of the World ,  The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me ,  The Minpins , The Vicar of Nibbleswicke ,  The Magic Finger Spouse(s) Patricia Neal (1953–1983; divorced; 5 children) Felicity Ann d'Abreu Crosland (1983–1990; his death)
  16. 16. Pictures selected at random from the net.  Music choice: Bella’s Lullaby played by Robert Pattinson from the Twilight Soundtrack 

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