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Holy Shit

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Now let's see if all my friends have an outgoing sense of humour. This is an non offensive show with humourous punchlines. Enjoy it.

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  • I am a Christian lay speaker and find the very name of this slide show of offensive. And the subject matter of poor taste. Nudity can be an art form, but some slide shows are not meant for family enjoyed entertainment, and are more suitable for a porn site. Please fellow sharers don’t allow slide share to have a name and history of offending people’s faith or taste. But let us keep it for entertainment that ALL people, race, faith, and taste can enjoy. Most of us I believe are members of slide share because we have freedom of speech and vision, where we can share our work and message, and it can be accepted or rejected, and in like manner accepted or reject other people’s work. Without using slide share as soapbox to preach out our hate, or dislike of things or persons.
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  • Dear George, this person Abdul (Username aqarbab) expresses a classic example to be religious fanatic an ideologue full of self proclaimed religious ideology with emotional outrage and verbal antagonism. He is unable to convey his personal views on any merit with decency.

    A rhetorical comment I raise to any SS brethren be at Christian, Jew, Buddhist, Hindu or MUSLIM or other faiths. What if I were to express religious outrage, anger & hatred if someone was to offend my faith with the insult of calling CHRIST a “PROFIT” as Abdul has suggested. One needs not to spill poison to another faith by imposing their personal views. You have a problem take it up with God.

    Abdul is brainwashed with this kind of mediocrity garbage to spill poison in pursuit to his personal beliefs. He will live and die with the venomous thoughts the prejudice roots called fear. The roots of his outrage are based on pure perverted religious prejudices with hatred, oppressions against humans (e.g. women…etc.). He will try to denigrate a human with opposite views by any means if it meets against his religious ideology.

    It is most interesting that Abdul is offended by this slideshow twofold:
    a) Slide #2 an artist painting of nude image Adam (PROPHET ??) and Eve in a garden setting
    b) Few nudity images in the rest of the slideshow

    In light of this Abdul has expressed his displeasure with emotional outburst of hostile words of antagonism and anger. His zealot trademark viewpoints complement with cynical insults towards George.

    Most of us know the story of Genesis “IN THE BEGINNING…” There is no need to hash the story but you can read one of George’s eloquent comments in a short version as he has explained.

    I have read Abdul’s 2 comments and in the interest to clarity I have parceled his statements to address my response with specificity on 10 points.

    It’s Interesting that Abdul, never mentions in his criticism on religious grounds of displeasure towards Eve’s image in the same painting. It must be that Adam is the only sacred prophet in the painting that he feels it’s a demeaning portrayal in accordance to his beliefs. Hmm…. I wonder why he excluded Eve from such honor. Perhaps Eve is just a women a 2nd class citizen so it’s really unimportant to assign a status of prophetess. This is just a tip of iceberg religious bigotry around the world but you can be the judge to form your conclusion.

    These are some of Mr. Abdul Qadir Arbab “aqarbab” absurd and ludicrous statements this NUT makes. (Please note: I had to make few edits on his statements to correct the English for clarity)

    1) “YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR LOVE BY THE NUDE PICTURES”

    Reply 1
    Abdul, these are just empty cynical statement to impress your distorted self fulfilling theory based on your personal biases. You have taken George’s slide show and personalized attacks to characterize him in the figment of your celestial religious beliefs.

    Your personal view the dislike and displeasure on images as portrayal of nudity be to paintings or photography it’s your personal choice. You choose as to what you believe. But to impose your personal preferences as the norm standard on other SS members this is none of your business. If you don’t like something just turn the channel or as you best stated “Do Not Follow”.

    So if you like to opinionate your points then express your views without insulting the person with your religious theocracy bull shit (BS). Especially, if the posted slide show contents have nothing to do about religion. I say chill out and get a life we don’t all live in the desert.

    I’m bewildered your analogy as to how this one slide #2 a painting belittles “ADAM” this is insanity that reaches to its peak. Don’t try to be an ideologue to bully us in your corrupt values and personal beliefs.

    2) “BETTER TRY TO PLACE PICTURES OF YOUR RELATIVES, MOTHER, SISTER, DAUGHTER TO GIVE PERFECT IMAGINATIONS” THUS YOU HAVE ACTUAL FUN WITH THEM FOR HOLY SHIT”

    Reply 2
    Abdul is here on “SEE HOW YOU LIKE” diatribe with insults to George based upon his religious principals.
    You have personally attacked George’s SS works, core values and family with the ludicrous analogies.

    Read your comments BOZO. Perhaps, it may be better next time that you take a rest (time out) and think before mouthing of arrogant nutty statements. Especially that you have been following George on SS over some period you must have respected and enjoyed his works. So why is it that you could not show some CLASS to convey a message with some dignity instead of your fanatic BS. There is nothing wrong to agree to disagree but not when it conveys personal insults you fool.

    3) “I’M NOT GOING TO FOLOW YOU”

    Reply 3
    REMEMBER: SS is a private website we all are given choices to make as to who we follow or opt to not follow. Broadcasting your views as to who you don’t follow most of us folks on SS we don’t care. So go take a hike brother.


    4) “I REQUEST THAT YOU REMOVE NUDE SLIDES FOR RELEGIOUS PEOPLE LIKE PROPHET ADAM”

    Reply 4

    This is a PAINTING an artwork by an artist. I have never heard such a bizarre, outrageous, wacky and absurd statement as Abdul has expressed. I have read both the Old and the New Testament it has never been stated as ADAM being a prophet. By the way where in the hell do you get the notion that Adam was a religious figure? What religion was in Adam’s time?


    5) “I ADVISE THAT YOU SPEND RETIREMENT DAYS IN GETTING SPIRITUAL STRENGTH RATHER THAN SPREADING THIS TYPE OF SHIT!”

    Reply 5
    Abdul, has now elevated to a peak level of emotional outburst with anger displeasure to humiliate, demean and chastise George by his religious zealot criteria with his finesse diplomacy. The only thing that is being spread is from your venomous heart the poisonous words. There is a saying “Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks”

    The big question one needs to ask “WOULD YOU WANT TO BE A NEIGHBORE WITH THIS KIND OF MINDSET PERSON”. You be the judge to decide. Please do us the favor Abdul and stay where you’re are.


    6) “I DO RESPECT GEORGE AS I HAVE GOOD IMPRESSION FOR HIM FROM HIS
    PRESENTAIONS BUT I LIKE ADAM MORE THAN GEORGE”

    Reply 6
    We have reached the ultimate conclusion as to who comes in first “ADAM versus GEORGE”.

    Oh my goodness (OMG) this is also a satirical first for me. GEORGE is now a benchmark with the beloved (prophet???) ADAM. Dear George you are certainly in good company even though you are coming 2nd according to this GURU nut.

    Abdul, in the first the sentence starts out with some patronizing (schmoozing) to George the waffle talk then interjects with a ground breaking statement “I LIKE ADAM MORE THAN GEORGE” .

    Sorry George but don’t loose sleep more is coming. Hey Abdul, do you really think George or most folk’s care your zealot judgmental preferences as to people who you like.

    As far as in the Old Testament says that Adam is the first man but he gave up his power and place of authority to the SATAN the fallen Angel. But the good news is God sent the 2nd ADAM in form of flesh “JESUS CHRIST” the SON of MEN to take the power back from the Devil.

    These are some of this Abdul’s philosophic view. He is trying to teach the SS viewer audience some edict.

    7) My opinion is straight forward and i also know that i should not demean attack as I write about George’s family. But I did that intentionally as I got reaction from George and this I wanted to get.

    Reply 7
    Abdul, is at a moment of self delusion to theorize with some pontification and naval gazing in direct reflection to his personal views of insults towards George.

    But this was a short lived brain constipation experiment in Abdul’s mind. He declares by rationalizing that the reason for his personal attacks against George was to get his point across. Only a fool can use this technique of communication because they just do not have any level of maturity to apply adolescent common sense.

    It is unfortunate that this is the kind of people we live in today’s societies around the world who promote this type of bigotry and arrogance in attempt to impose their personal religious views in pursuit to demand their ways of thinking. God forbid if there is disagreement you may be even called by handful religious ideologues an infidel.

    8) When we are very much reactive if someone say something like this for our family then we must respect religious names as well.

    Reply 8

    What religious names are you talking about specifically in this slideshow Abdul? I have no clue what Abdul is babbling about disrespect to religious names? Beware of these kinds people in sheep’s clothing; they are the classic religious ideologues that try to apply any tactics for personal religious beliefs. They use twisted words of condemnation to belittle folks who don’t share their core beliefs.

    By the way Abdul you can stick your charity lessons on life to yourself instead of imposing your views towards others. Its amazing one slide (slide #2) an artist painting of “Adam and Eve” in the Garden this nut has created such a distorted notion to reach a conclusion of insanity.


    9) I am not going to involve people here to discuss religious faiths. but one thing I know is that Muslims, Christians and Jews all believe Adam as father of human being and also a prophet - even if tomorrow George post such picture for Jesus then I would again be first to show my anger.

    Reply 9:
    This is all about Abdul’s self righteous anger in accordance to his words. There is a moment of patronizing against the other religions by rationalizing his point of view.

    I’m literally confused; this guy is talking from both sides of his mouth. He states that the point he is trying to make it’s not about religion then what is he advocating? You be the judge of this kind of insanity. This person seems to be talking as politicians do only he has a dagger and a sword with his venomous words.

    10) Last but not least - I am not forcing anyone to follow my thoughts but my intention is and was to bring in notice of George to be careful for using names that are respectable to others and hope he will remove that slide from his presentation and that is it and this is all from me on this presentation

    Reply 10
    If this is not another oxymoron statement then what is. The old carnival amusement park Ferris wheel going in circles again. At first he states I’m not imposing my ways of thinking on SS members but then demanding the removal of the slide show.

    Hey Abdul, do you understand “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” or 'FREEDOM OF FAITH' it’s obvious that you have no clue or an ounce of appreciation. Just like sheep’s going to the slaughter house daily.

    One thing HABIBY don’t impose on fellow SS members your religious fanatic self imposed ideology of guilt trips with corrupt vein perverted conclusions.

    I find zero, zilch, nada and NO credibility to Abdul’s outrageous allegations as to any religious offensiveness from this slide show. I think the core issues of conflicts come from Abdul’s self inflicted private beliefs that are not shared by all SS members. Please read their written comments.

    George, I wrote this as you know over a month ago but I opted to not share on SS. But the time has come to post my personal convictions thus share my views with SS members that the world we all live has no use of bigotry religious fanatic hatred. We in the FREE WORLD have the choice to agree to disagree. But, when it comes to Abdul’s type of perverted allegations mankind must join together to speak up with one voice. You are the judge of your conscience and convictions………..
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  • I do not want to go on with this kind of comments about this show but, this is:
    Slideshare is not a church BUT here we have only one religion: PowerPoint!
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Holy Shit

  1. 1. … an exclamation of surprise or disbelief, usually occurring when shocked or awed at something extremely amazing, seen, said or done.
  2. 2. Adam, what is virginity?
  3. 3. she forgot the other 100!
  4. 4. the wicked witch struck again!
  5. 5. I said I need wax not sex!
  6. 6. just pick the most attractive, delicious and enjoyable fruit?
  7. 7. ready for export!
  8. 8. my jeans are wet!
  9. 9. an unorthodox and cruel treatment!
  10. 10. your broomstick has magic!
  11. 11. this ain’t the Little Mermaid!
  12. 12. not so tight Mummy!
  13. 13. where’s George?
  14. 14. another show by Xiby!

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