Pecha Kucha this might contain some inappropiate language     Why Apple sucks ESPECIALLY THE MACS Peter Dailey please listen
Your average Macbook specs. vs. your average Sony vaio specs <ul><li>MacBook                                           </l...
Some reasons why apple sucks more than George Bush <ul><li>1. iArrogance   </li></ul><ul><li>Bush thinks he's a genius, bu...
Apple = For people who don't know a thing about technology <ul><li>The mouse pad has the random 4 thing swipe </li></ul><u...
Not my quote. someone's elses <ul><li>&quot;STEVE JOBS WHILE UR GETTING F***** IN THE ASSHOLE 'she dog' UR PROBABLY PLAYIN...
Windows vs Snow Leopard <ul><li>Although it might seem that Windows 7 copied Snow Leopard, people still hate Macs </li></u...
Upgrade now <ul><li>http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/compare/top-ten-reasons.aspx </li></ul>
End <ul><li>I hope you will now make the right choice and buy a pc </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><...
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  1. 1. Pecha Kucha this might contain some inappropiate language     Why Apple sucks ESPECIALLY THE MACS Peter Dailey please listen
  2. 2. Your average Macbook specs. vs. your average Sony vaio specs <ul><li>MacBook                                           </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>2.26 GHz Intel core 2 duo     </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>2GB Ram      </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>2.13 Kg                         </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Messed up mouse pad for  </li></ul><ul><li>lazy people               </li></ul><ul><li>Sony Vaio </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>2.8 GHz intel core 2 duo         </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>6GB Ram </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>1.5 Kg </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Electro static keyboard </li></ul>
  3. 3. Some reasons why apple sucks more than George Bush <ul><li>1. iArrogance </li></ul><ul><li>Bush thinks he's a genius, but constantly reminds us he's not. Apple thinks they're geniuses, and you're a moron. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>4. iDiscrimination </li></ul><ul><li>Bush makes fat people richer. Apple bashes fat people on national television. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>5. iCyborg </li></ul><ul><li>Bush sounds like a computer when he speaks. Steve Jobs makes love to computers while he speaks. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>10. iWarming </li></ul><ul><li>Bush's decisions make lands far far away overheat. Apple makes everything in your house overheat. </li></ul>
  4. 4. Apple = For people who don't know a thing about technology <ul><li>The mouse pad has the random 4 thing swipe </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>If I gave an acer laptop to a Mac User, they wouldn't knoe how to use it since there's no swipe action </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul>
  5. 5. Not my quote. someone's elses <ul><li>&quot;STEVE JOBS WHILE UR GETTING F***** IN THE ASSHOLE 'she dog' UR PROBABLY PLAYING SOME DUMB B**** F*** GAME WHERE U TAKE TURNS OH WAIT MACS CANT PLAY GAMES OOPS&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>from http://applesucks.org/index.php?id=779 </li></ul>
  6. 6. Windows vs Snow Leopard <ul><li>Although it might seem that Windows 7 copied Snow Leopard, people still hate Macs </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>This is because Windows 7 is very simple </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>As well on Snow Leopard you don't have an anti virus software. </li></ul><ul><li>It is good for windows 7  to have an anti virus as you can download more things without feeling endangered. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Windows 7 also allows users to customise anything. </li></ul>
  7. 7. Upgrade now <ul><li>http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/compare/top-ten-reasons.aspx </li></ul>
  8. 8. End <ul><li>I hope you will now make the right choice and buy a pc </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>The only thing that Mac beats Windows in is the slogan </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;I'M A PC AND WINDOWS 7 WAS MY IDEA&quot; is a rubbish quote. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul>

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