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Humorous and funny birthday quotes

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Humorous and funny birthday quotes

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Humorous and funny birthday quotes

  1. 1. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com Top 25 funny and humorous birthday quotes with images、 Birthdays are one of life's milestones that can inspire all kinds of contemplation and observation.Give your friends a memorable experience,A humorous birthday wish is probably the best way to go.How to write a humorous and funny birthday quotes and messages?Enjoy our best humorous birthday wishes with images. Searches related to humorous birthday quotes funny birthday quotes humorous birthday quotes for men
  2. 2. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com humorous birthday wishes humorous birthday quotes for friends humorous birthday quotes for husband humorous birthday card quotes humorous birthday quotes for her humorous birthday quotes for son 1. “A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ” 2.
  3. 3. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. — By H. Prochnow” 3. “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. — By Unknown Author”
  4. 4. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 4. “Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. — By Joan Rivers”
  5. 5. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 5. “I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday But the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox.”
  6. 6. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 6. “The older you get,the better you get,unless you're a banana — betty white”
  7. 7. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 7. “Wait,wait,wait,you're how old?”
  8. 8. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 8. “When I think of the word youth, I think of you. That’s because the word “you” is contained in the word “youth.” ”
  9. 9. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 9. “You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo”
  10. 10. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 10. “I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!”
  11. 11. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 11. “Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. — Anonymous”
  12. 12. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 12. “There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un- birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know. — Lewis Carroll” 13. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
  13. 13. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 14. “On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!”
  14. 14. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 15. “Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.”
  15. 15. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 16. “You can’t change the past, so forget about it, you can’t predict the future, forget about it, I didn’t get you a present, forget about it!”
  16. 16. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 17. “May your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
  17. 17. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 18. “Birthdays really take the cake . . . and add it to your stomach. — Melanie White”
  18. 18. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 19. “Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!””
  19. 19. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 20. “I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.”
  20. 20. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 21. “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. — Robert Frost”
  21. 21. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 22. “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. — Sir Norman Wisdom”
  22. 22. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 23. “I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous”
  23. 23. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 24. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball”
  24. 24. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 25. “The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben”
  25. 25. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com 26. Funny birthday fail messages.
  26. 26. Quotes compilation: http://www.catchquotes.com

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