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Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

  Answer: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now.
    When will my baby move?

   A: With any luck, right after he
         finishes univers...
Q: What is the most reliable method
    to determine a baby's sex?

           A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant
and so moody that sometimes she's
       borderline irrational.
      A: So what's your...
Q : My childbirth instructor says it's
 not pain I'll feel during labour, but
      pressure. Is she right?

      A: Yes,...
Q: When is the best time to get an
            epidural?

   A: Right after you find out you're
               pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be
in the delivery room while my wife is
               in labour?
      A: Not unless t...
Q: Is there anything I should avoid
 while recovering from childbirth?

         A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Do I have to have a baby
          shower?
 A: Not if you change the baby's
       nappy very quickly
Q : Our baby was born last week.
When will my wife begin to feel and
        act normal again?

   A: When the kids are in...
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  1. 1. Pregnancy Q & A – Funny Answers Brought to you by http://voteleh.com
  2. 2. Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in university.
  3. 3. Q: Should I have a baby after 35? Answer: No, 35 children is enough.
  4. 4. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.
  5. 5. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.
  6. 6. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question?
  7. 7. Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current.
  8. 8. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
  9. 9. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? A: Not unless the word 'child support payment' means anything to you.
  10. 10. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy.
  11. 11. Q : Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly
  12. 12. Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in university.
  13. 13. I hope you enjoy the Q&A Pregnancy Q & A – Funny Answers Brought to you by http://voteleh.com

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