Successfully reported this slideshow.
We use your LinkedIn profile and activity data to personalize ads and to show you more relevant ads. You can change your ad preferences anytime.
100 115 batshit stupid things
you can put on the internet
in as fast as I can go,
someone get me a drink.
With your host:
...
About me
Co-Founder, Chief Technologist - Carbon Dynamics!
!
9 years in infosec, 19 total in technology!
!
I do security/i...
QUESTION:
!
!
If there can be a thing, and you can put
a webserver on the thing..
!
!
Should you put a webserver on the th...
TOTES MCGOATS!
@viss’s 2014 Twitter Rampage
Pirate Ninja Baby Cabana Battle 9001
TV STATION!
(maybe?)
SOMETHING GERMAN!
WINDOWS CE!
ASTERISK ON LINUX!
KOREAN POWER
GENERATION!
A BORING MAC!
Waiiiiit….
Chinese host with private
keys!
DENTISTRY LAB!
SOMEONE CODING PYTHON!
OH MY GOD MY EYES!
A HOST IN A COLLEGE
SOMEWHERE!
SCADA SELFIE!
ANOTHER HOST IN THE
SAME COLLEGE!
SOME KIND OF HTTP LOAD
TESTER!
SOLAR SYSTEM!
A GRAIN SILO!
MATLAB TRACKING
SPORTSBALL!
A DESSERT SHOP IN
SYDNEY!
A PLACE YOU BUY SQUID!
A REGISTER SELLING
SOMEONE AVOCADOS WITH
FOOD STAMPS!
SOMEONES HOME
AUTOMATION SYSTEM!
A CARWASH!
OIL TANKS!
ELECTRICAL SUBSTATION!
FRIENDLIEST SCADA!
… SOMETHING!
A COAL MINE!
POTATO TECHNOLOGY!
ITALIAN HYDROELECTRIC!
6760.430 MHw! o/
A CONFERENCE ROOM!
A LOBBY SIGN!
A HAM RADIO DSTAR RASPI
ANOTHER OFFICE SIGN!
AS IF JENKINS WASNT BAD
ENOUGH BY ITSELF
BOAT TRACKING!
DAY TRADING!
SOLAR POWER!
MORE LOBBY SIGNS!
TONS OF CAMERAS!
SOMEONE ON REDDIT!
A GERMAN GENERATOR!
SPRINKLERS!
JAPANESE HAM RADIO
CHAT
TRAVIS’ DESKTOP!
SOME INDIAN DUDE
SHOPPING!
UMC OIL CELLARS!
A FUCKING
HOSPITAL BED!
A FUCKING (demo)
HOSPITAL BED!
TRACEVUE: legit 16 people.
SOLAR POWER COLLECTOR
ANOTHER BORING MAC!
oh wait..
Same attacker! o/
MOAR CAMERAS!
APPLE TV + XBMC!
ISRALEI PHARMACY!
AGUA PARA FLUSHING!
NET COFFEE! o/
OBVIOUSLY
LOS POLLOS HERMANOS!
SOMETHING SOMETING
$300,000!
ITALIAN … SOMETHING!
SPANISH MINECRAFT
+
SKYPE!
PHILS OFFICE!
ENDERS GAME!
ITALIAN HYDROELECTRIC!
MORE SPRINKLERS!
MOAR HOTEL LOBBIES!
VOLTAGE SENSOR!
A CIRCUIT BOARD PRINTER
SHELLBOXES FROM
WHICH TO LAUNCH HAX
A SPANISH COPIER!
FUCKING DOS 6.22
WTF IS WRONG HERE?!
MY HAX JUST DONT WORK!
A MASSIVE CERAMIC
PRINTER
APROPOS MAC
SCREENSAVER
TREND CATCHING A SKID
IN CHINA
KOREAN POWER
GENERATION
GODDAMMIT, HOTELS.
MOAR BLIND SKID DERP
WGET WGET WGET
CIRROS CUBSWIN
GERMAN RESEVOIR
REGULAR ORDINARY
SWEDISH MEAL TIME
It’s good for you
DAYTRADERS!
… SOMETHING!
SYSLOG VIA VNC!
I HAVE NO GODDAMN IDEA!
HOT… PARLOR… WASH
(??!?!)
WAIT.
!
!
Who here thinks BSD is the most
secure OS in the world?
!
!
SHOW OF HANDS
FREEBSD SINGLE USER
BOOT OPTION
PUBLIC VNC NO AUTH!
What about now?
DAIRY MILK PLANT!
USER GENIEUX ELITE31337x!
A TV STATION (I think..)
BRAZILIAN TV STATION
A ATM.
A HYDROGEN FUEL CELL
THE MARIO BROTHERS
WORST NIGHTMARE
GIANT LIEBERT
DATACENTER UPSES
ALMOST THE ENTIRE
CITY OF DOWNTOWN

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK
....
EVENT CENTERS
icerink defrost go!
ANDROID PHONES
USED AS CAMERAS
FUCKING SHADY COPS
TRACKING YOU
FRENCH HYDRO #1
FRENCH HYDRO #2
FRENCH HYDRO #3
FRENCH …
electric switching/distro?
CAR WASHES
GODDAMN SPEAKERS
A FRIDGE FOR
*JUST* CHAMPAGNE
PRACTICALLY ALL OF CERN
WANNA MINE COIN?
SHOUT AT SKIERS
HAYMANS FISHERIES,
OXFORD.
FUCKING LOBSTERS
YOU CAN CONTROL
LOBSTER TEMPERATURE
OVER THE INTERNET
SWIMMING POOLS
WHAT IN ALL OF THE FUCKS
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING
STOP PUTTING SHIT

ON THE INTERNET
Or for fucks sake, Give
it 10 seconds of
thought before you do.!
o/!
115 batshit stupid things you can put on the internet in as fast as I can go somebody get me a drink
Upcoming SlideShare
Loading in …5
×

115 batshit stupid things you can put on the internet in as fast as I can go somebody get me a drink

this is my alcohol-fueled tirade from Defcon 23, the 'comedy inception panel'.

Related Books

Free with a 30 day trial from Scribd

See all

Related Audiobooks

Free with a 30 day trial from Scribd

See all

115 batshit stupid things you can put on the internet in as fast as I can go somebody get me a drink

  1. 1. 100 115 batshit stupid things you can put on the internet in as fast as I can go, someone get me a drink. With your host: Viss
  2. 2. About me Co-Founder, Chief Technologist - Carbon Dynamics! ! 9 years in infosec, 19 total in technology! ! I do security/internet research! ! Sometimes it makes the news! ! I shout on the internet a lot.! ! ! How to stalk me! @viss on twitter! daniel@carbondynamics.co
  3. 3. QUESTION: ! ! If there can be a thing, and you can put a webserver on the thing.. ! ! Should you put a webserver on the thing?
  4. 4. TOTES MCGOATS!
  5. 5. @viss’s 2014 Twitter Rampage Pirate Ninja Baby Cabana Battle 9001
  6. 6. TV STATION! (maybe?)
  7. 7. SOMETHING GERMAN!
  8. 8. WINDOWS CE!
  9. 9. ASTERISK ON LINUX!
  10. 10. KOREAN POWER GENERATION!
  11. 11. A BORING MAC!
  12. 12. Waiiiiit….
  13. 13. Chinese host with private keys!
  14. 14. DENTISTRY LAB!
  15. 15. SOMEONE CODING PYTHON!
  16. 16. OH MY GOD MY EYES!
  17. 17. A HOST IN A COLLEGE SOMEWHERE!
  18. 18. SCADA SELFIE!
  19. 19. ANOTHER HOST IN THE SAME COLLEGE!
  20. 20. SOME KIND OF HTTP LOAD TESTER!
  21. 21. SOLAR SYSTEM!
  22. 22. A GRAIN SILO!
  23. 23. MATLAB TRACKING SPORTSBALL!
  24. 24. A DESSERT SHOP IN SYDNEY!
  25. 25. A PLACE YOU BUY SQUID!
  26. 26. A REGISTER SELLING SOMEONE AVOCADOS WITH FOOD STAMPS!
  27. 27. SOMEONES HOME AUTOMATION SYSTEM!
  28. 28. A CARWASH!
  29. 29. OIL TANKS!
  30. 30. ELECTRICAL SUBSTATION!
  31. 31. FRIENDLIEST SCADA!
  32. 32. … SOMETHING!
  33. 33. A COAL MINE!
  34. 34. POTATO TECHNOLOGY!
  35. 35. ITALIAN HYDROELECTRIC!
  36. 36. 6760.430 MHw! o/
  37. 37. A CONFERENCE ROOM!
  38. 38. A LOBBY SIGN!
  39. 39. A HAM RADIO DSTAR RASPI
  40. 40. ANOTHER OFFICE SIGN!
  41. 41. AS IF JENKINS WASNT BAD ENOUGH BY ITSELF
  42. 42. BOAT TRACKING!
  43. 43. DAY TRADING!
  44. 44. SOLAR POWER!
  45. 45. MORE LOBBY SIGNS!
  46. 46. TONS OF CAMERAS!
  47. 47. SOMEONE ON REDDIT!
  48. 48. A GERMAN GENERATOR!
  49. 49. SPRINKLERS!
  50. 50. JAPANESE HAM RADIO CHAT
  51. 51. TRAVIS’ DESKTOP!
  52. 52. SOME INDIAN DUDE SHOPPING!
  53. 53. UMC OIL CELLARS!
  54. 54. A FUCKING HOSPITAL BED!
  55. 55. A FUCKING (demo) HOSPITAL BED!
  56. 56. TRACEVUE: legit 16 people.
  57. 57. SOLAR POWER COLLECTOR
  58. 58. ANOTHER BORING MAC!
  59. 59. oh wait.. Same attacker! o/
  60. 60. MOAR CAMERAS!
  61. 61. APPLE TV + XBMC!
  62. 62. ISRALEI PHARMACY!
  63. 63. AGUA PARA FLUSHING!
  64. 64. NET COFFEE! o/
  65. 65. OBVIOUSLY LOS POLLOS HERMANOS!
  66. 66. SOMETHING SOMETING $300,000!
  67. 67. ITALIAN … SOMETHING!
  68. 68. SPANISH MINECRAFT + SKYPE!
  69. 69. PHILS OFFICE!
  70. 70. ENDERS GAME!
  71. 71. ITALIAN HYDROELECTRIC!
  72. 72. MORE SPRINKLERS!
  73. 73. MOAR HOTEL LOBBIES!
  74. 74. VOLTAGE SENSOR!
  75. 75. A CIRCUIT BOARD PRINTER
  76. 76. SHELLBOXES FROM WHICH TO LAUNCH HAX
  77. 77. A SPANISH COPIER!
  78. 78. FUCKING DOS 6.22
  79. 79. WTF IS WRONG HERE?! MY HAX JUST DONT WORK!
  80. 80. A MASSIVE CERAMIC PRINTER
  81. 81. APROPOS MAC SCREENSAVER
  82. 82. TREND CATCHING A SKID IN CHINA
  83. 83. KOREAN POWER GENERATION
  84. 84. GODDAMMIT, HOTELS.
  85. 85. MOAR BLIND SKID DERP
  86. 86. WGET WGET WGET CIRROS CUBSWIN
  87. 87. GERMAN RESEVOIR
  88. 88. REGULAR ORDINARY SWEDISH MEAL TIME It’s good for you
  89. 89. DAYTRADERS!
  90. 90. … SOMETHING!
  91. 91. SYSLOG VIA VNC!
  92. 92. I HAVE NO GODDAMN IDEA!
  93. 93. HOT… PARLOR… WASH (??!?!)
  94. 94. WAIT. ! ! Who here thinks BSD is the most secure OS in the world? ! ! SHOW OF HANDS
  95. 95. FREEBSD SINGLE USER BOOT OPTION PUBLIC VNC NO AUTH!
  96. 96. What about now?
  97. 97. DAIRY MILK PLANT!
  98. 98. USER GENIEUX ELITE31337x!
  99. 99. A TV STATION (I think..)
  100. 100. BRAZILIAN TV STATION
  101. 101. A ATM.
  102. 102. A HYDROGEN FUEL CELL
  103. 103. THE MARIO BROTHERS WORST NIGHTMARE
  104. 104. GIANT LIEBERT DATACENTER UPSES
  105. 105. ALMOST THE ENTIRE CITY OF DOWNTOWN
 COPENHAGEN, DENMARK
  106. 106. .... EVENT CENTERS icerink defrost go!
  107. 107. ANDROID PHONES USED AS CAMERAS
  108. 108. FUCKING SHADY COPS TRACKING YOU
  109. 109. FRENCH HYDRO #1
  110. 110. FRENCH HYDRO #2
  111. 111. FRENCH HYDRO #3
  112. 112. FRENCH … electric switching/distro?
  113. 113. CAR WASHES
  114. 114. GODDAMN SPEAKERS
  115. 115. A FRIDGE FOR *JUST* CHAMPAGNE
  116. 116. PRACTICALLY ALL OF CERN
  117. 117. WANNA MINE COIN?
  118. 118. SHOUT AT SKIERS
  119. 119. HAYMANS FISHERIES, OXFORD.
  120. 120. FUCKING LOBSTERS
  121. 121. YOU CAN CONTROL LOBSTER TEMPERATURE OVER THE INTERNET
  122. 122. SWIMMING POOLS
  123. 123. WHAT IN ALL OF THE FUCKS
  124. 124. CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING
  125. 125. STOP PUTTING SHIT
 ON THE INTERNET
  126. 126. Or for fucks sake, Give it 10 seconds of thought before you do.!
  127. 127. o/!

    Be the first to comment

    Login to see the comments

  • lealaabbott

    Aug. 11, 2015
  • keithallington

    Aug. 11, 2015
  • chrissistrunk

    Aug. 12, 2015
  • mikkohypponen

    Aug. 12, 2015
  • tommifinnila14

    Aug. 12, 2015
  • Cabez1

    Aug. 12, 2015
  • SouthernData

    Aug. 12, 2015
  • jukkan

    Aug. 12, 2015
  • federicofilacchione

    Aug. 13, 2015
  • HerbSmith8

    Sep. 1, 2017
  • trietptm

    Apr. 17, 2019

this is my alcohol-fueled tirade from Defcon 23, the 'comedy inception panel'.

Views

Total views

14,226

On Slideshare

0

From embeds

0

Number of embeds

268

Actions

Downloads

61

Shares

0

Comments

0

Likes

11

×