vbarretto

Chaumont France

Owner

My main adjectives are funny, smart, clever, dorky, goofy, strange, crazy, witty, romantic, blunt, optimistic, efficient, confident, curious and loyal. I am always 2 steps ahead. I am a self-diagnosed clean freak, a mix between my mom, Monica Gellar from Friends and Brie Vandekamp from Desperate Housewives. I have a photographic memory and a keen attention to detail. I have very vivid and lucid dreams. I am a renaissance woman of sorts (love to try/learn about everything). Spending time with me has been likened to the feeling one has on a rollercoaster; outrageously fun, unpredictable, very addicting and there's always a long waiting line! =)