Quotes By Famous People

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Quotes By Famous People

  1. 1. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~ quot;Lillian, you should have 4/10/2009 1
  2. 2. I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: quot;No good in a bed, but fine against a 4/10/2009 2
  3. 3. Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to 4/10/2009 3
  4. 4. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as 4/10/2009 4
  5. 5. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - - Victor Borge 4/10/2009 5
  6. 6. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain 4/10/2009 6
  7. 7. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad 4/10/2009 7
  8. 8. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx 4/10/2009 8
  9. 9. Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffein e, sugar and fat. 4/10/2009 9
  10. 10. I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope 4/10/2009 10
  11. 11. I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. -- W.C. Fields 4/10/2009 11
  12. 12. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers 4/10/2009 12
  13. 13. Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you. -- Winston Churchill 4/10/2009 13
  14. 14. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty . But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. 4/10/2009 14
  15. 15. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal 4/10/2009 15
  16. 16. The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Give me a sense of humour, Lord; Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, Trinity And pass it on to other folk. 4/10/2009 16

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