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Emerging isms-of-the-new-economy-a

  1. 1. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY Funny Emails
  2. 2. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  3. 3. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  4. 4. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  5. 5. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  6. 6. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  7. 7. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>INTELism Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  8. 8. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  9. 9. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  10. 10. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>SAPism You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  11. 11. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  12. 12. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>SONYism You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  13. 13. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>CITIBANKism Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  14. 14. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  15. 15. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>
  16. 16. EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY <ul><li>RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk. </li></ul><ul><li>Funny Emails </li></ul>

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