I MAKE BAD DECISIONS
AND SO CANYOU
A Practical Primer on Gambling
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Playing games of chance and/or skill
and wagering money on the outcome
with the hope of making a profit.
...
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Playing games of chance and/or skill
and wagering money on the outcome
with the hope of making a profit.
...
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
WHAT IS GAMBLING?
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
NoTouching
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
Tip your waitress
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
No phones, Pebbles, or
Google Glass at tables
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
Little people are
people, too
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
Tip your waitress every
time she comes around
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
Pit Bosses are always right
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
Don’t look the slots
people directly in the eyes
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG FOUR
Monday, July 15, 13
GENERAL RULES
Tip your
Goddamn waitress
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG FOUR
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG FOUR
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG FOUR
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG FOUR
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG FOUR
Monday, July 15, 13
ROULETTE
Monday, July 15, 13
ROULETTE
• Straight: One number
Inside Bets
Monday, July 15, 13
ROULETTE
• Straight: One number
• Split:Two numbers
Inside Bets
Monday, July 15, 13
ROULETTE
• Straight: One number
• Split:Two numbers
• Street:Three numbers
Inside Bets
Monday, July 15, 13
ROULETTE
• Straight: One number
• Split:Two numbers
• Street:Three numbers
• Corner: Four numbers
Inside Bets
Monday, July...
ROULETTE
• Straight: One number
• Split:Two numbers
• Street:Three numbers
• Corner: Four numbers
• Double Street: Six num...
ROULETTE
Outside Bets
Monday, July 15, 13
ROULETTE
Outside Bets
Snake Bet!
Monday, July 15, 13
ROULETTE
Outside Bets
Snake Bet!
Payouts
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
• Will pretend to be your
friend
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
• Will pretend to be your
friend
• Is not actually your friend
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
• Will pretend to be your
friend
• Is not actually your friend
• Hates you and your money
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
• Will pretend to be your
friend
• Is not actually your friend
• Hates you and your money
• All she wants in lif...
BLACKJACK
• Will pretend to be your
friend
• Is not actually your friend
• Hates you and your money
• All she wants in lif...
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Double Down!
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Double Down!
Split
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Double Down!
Blackjack
Split
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
ALWAYS SPLIT ACES
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
ALWAYS SPLIT EIGHTS
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
Monday, July 15, 13
BLACKJACK
DOUBLE DOWN
UNLESS 10VS. 10/A OR 11VS.A
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Stickman
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Stickman
Boxman
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Stickman
BoxmanDealer Dealer
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Stickman
BoxmanDealer Dealer
Pit
Boss
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Stickman
BoxmanDealer Dealer
Pit
Boss
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Win - 7 or 11
Point - All Others
Craps - 2, 3, 12
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
6:5 6:5 3:2 2:12:1 3:2
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Even Money
True Odds
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
7:6 7:6 7:5 9:59:5 7:5
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
CRAPS
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG WHEEL
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG WHEEL
• Can be played with the $1
chips you have left over
from craps and tipping
waitresses
Monday, July 15, 13
THE BIG WHEEL
• Can be played with the $1
chips you have left over
from craps and tipping
waitresses
• Has some of the wor...
THE BIG WHEEL
• Can be played with the $1
chips you have left over
from craps and tipping
waitresses
• Has some of the wor...
YOU ARE NOW PREPARED
Monday, July 15, 13
QUESTIONS?
Monday, July 15, 13
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  1. 1. I MAKE BAD DECISIONS AND SO CANYOU A Practical Primer on Gambling Monday, July 15, 13
  2. 2. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  3. 3. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Playing games of chance and/or skill and wagering money on the outcome with the hope of making a profit. Monday, July 15, 13
  4. 4. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Playing games of chance and/or skill and wagering money on the outcome with the hope of making a profit. Monday, July 15, 13
  5. 5. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  6. 6. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  7. 7. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  8. 8. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  9. 9. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  10. 10. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  11. 11. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  12. 12. WHAT IS GAMBLING? Monday, July 15, 13
  13. 13. GENERAL RULES Monday, July 15, 13
  14. 14. GENERAL RULES NoTouching Monday, July 15, 13
  15. 15. GENERAL RULES Tip your waitress Monday, July 15, 13
  16. 16. GENERAL RULES No phones, Pebbles, or Google Glass at tables Monday, July 15, 13
  17. 17. GENERAL RULES Little people are people, too Monday, July 15, 13
  18. 18. GENERAL RULES Tip your waitress every time she comes around Monday, July 15, 13
  19. 19. GENERAL RULES Pit Bosses are always right Monday, July 15, 13
  20. 20. GENERAL RULES Don’t look the slots people directly in the eyes Monday, July 15, 13
  21. 21. THE BIG FOUR Monday, July 15, 13
  22. 22. GENERAL RULES Tip your Goddamn waitress Monday, July 15, 13
  23. 23. THE BIG FOUR Monday, July 15, 13
  24. 24. THE BIG FOUR Monday, July 15, 13
  25. 25. THE BIG FOUR Monday, July 15, 13
  26. 26. THE BIG FOUR Monday, July 15, 13
  27. 27. THE BIG FOUR Monday, July 15, 13
  28. 28. ROULETTE Monday, July 15, 13
  29. 29. ROULETTE • Straight: One number Inside Bets Monday, July 15, 13
  30. 30. ROULETTE • Straight: One number • Split:Two numbers Inside Bets Monday, July 15, 13
  31. 31. ROULETTE • Straight: One number • Split:Two numbers • Street:Three numbers Inside Bets Monday, July 15, 13
  32. 32. ROULETTE • Straight: One number • Split:Two numbers • Street:Three numbers • Corner: Four numbers Inside Bets Monday, July 15, 13
  33. 33. ROULETTE • Straight: One number • Split:Two numbers • Street:Three numbers • Corner: Four numbers • Double Street: Six numbers Inside Bets Monday, July 15, 13
  34. 34. ROULETTE Outside Bets Monday, July 15, 13
  35. 35. ROULETTE Outside Bets Snake Bet! Monday, July 15, 13
  36. 36. ROULETTE Outside Bets Snake Bet! Payouts Monday, July 15, 13
  37. 37. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  38. 38. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  39. 39. BLACKJACK • Will pretend to be your friend Monday, July 15, 13
  40. 40. BLACKJACK • Will pretend to be your friend • Is not actually your friend Monday, July 15, 13
  41. 41. BLACKJACK • Will pretend to be your friend • Is not actually your friend • Hates you and your money Monday, July 15, 13
  42. 42. BLACKJACK • Will pretend to be your friend • Is not actually your friend • Hates you and your money • All she wants in life is a 17 Monday, July 15, 13
  43. 43. BLACKJACK • Will pretend to be your friend • Is not actually your friend • Hates you and your money • All she wants in life is a 17 • Destroy her by getting closer to 21 than she does without going over Monday, July 15, 13
  44. 44. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  45. 45. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  46. 46. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  47. 47. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  48. 48. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  49. 49. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  50. 50. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  51. 51. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  52. 52. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  53. 53. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  54. 54. BLACKJACK Double Down! Monday, July 15, 13
  55. 55. BLACKJACK Double Down! Split Monday, July 15, 13
  56. 56. BLACKJACK Double Down! Blackjack Split Monday, July 15, 13
  57. 57. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  58. 58. BLACKJACK BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  59. 59. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  60. 60. BLACKJACK ALWAYS SPLIT ACES Monday, July 15, 13
  61. 61. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  62. 62. BLACKJACK ALWAYS SPLIT EIGHTS Monday, July 15, 13
  63. 63. BLACKJACK Monday, July 15, 13
  64. 64. BLACKJACK DOUBLE DOWN UNLESS 10VS. 10/A OR 11VS.A Monday, July 15, 13
  65. 65. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  66. 66. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  67. 67. CRAPS Stickman Monday, July 15, 13
  68. 68. CRAPS Stickman Boxman Monday, July 15, 13
  69. 69. CRAPS Stickman BoxmanDealer Dealer Monday, July 15, 13
  70. 70. CRAPS Stickman BoxmanDealer Dealer Pit Boss Monday, July 15, 13
  71. 71. CRAPS Stickman BoxmanDealer Dealer Pit Boss Monday, July 15, 13
  72. 72. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  73. 73. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  74. 74. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  75. 75. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  76. 76. CRAPS Win - 7 or 11 Point - All Others Craps - 2, 3, 12 Monday, July 15, 13
  77. 77. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  78. 78. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  79. 79. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  80. 80. CRAPS 6:5 6:5 3:2 2:12:1 3:2 Monday, July 15, 13
  81. 81. CRAPS Even Money True Odds Monday, July 15, 13
  82. 82. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  83. 83. CRAPS 7:6 7:6 7:5 9:59:5 7:5 Monday, July 15, 13
  84. 84. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  85. 85. CRAPS Monday, July 15, 13
  86. 86. THE BIG WHEEL Monday, July 15, 13
  87. 87. THE BIG WHEEL • Can be played with the $1 chips you have left over from craps and tipping waitresses Monday, July 15, 13
  88. 88. THE BIG WHEEL • Can be played with the $1 chips you have left over from craps and tipping waitresses • Has some of the worst odds in the casino Monday, July 15, 13
  89. 89. THE BIG WHEEL • Can be played with the $1 chips you have left over from craps and tipping waitresses • Has some of the worst odds in the casino • Is a giant colorful wheel Monday, July 15, 13
  90. 90. YOU ARE NOW PREPARED Monday, July 15, 13
  91. 91. QUESTIONS? Monday, July 15, 13

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