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Bancakan v5 - Selling Me

The source code on how to sell yourself ;)

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Bancakan v5 - Selling Me

  1. 1. SELLING ME Everyone’s a PIMP Saturday, July 31, 2010
  2. 2. IDENTIFY Who are you? Saturday, July 31, 2010
  3. 3. Me.java package me.myself; import humility.*; import geekdom.*; import google.*; import experience.*; import vision.*; Saturday, July 31, 2010
  4. 4. Me.java public class Me extends Myself throws NegativityException { public String me = "Batista Harahap"; public Humility humble; public Geekdom geek; public Experience exp; private Ideas idea; public Vision v; public Me() { humble = new Humility(me); geek = new Geekdom(me); exp = new Experience(me); String s = geek.learn("l33t"); exp.add(s); String s = geel.branding(); vision.add(); } } Saturday, July 31, 2010
  5. 5. Me.java new Thread() { public void run() { try { String s = geek.learn("1337"); exp.add(s); } catch (StupidException e) { e.printStackTrace(); } Message msg = new Message(); msg.what = GOT_EXPERIENCE; h.sendMessage(msg); } }.start(); Saturday, July 31, 2010
  6. 6. Me.java new Thread() { public void run() { try { geek.branding(); } catch (StupidException e) { e.printStackTrace(); } Message msg = new Message(); msg.what = BRANDED; h.sendMessage(msg); } }.start(); Saturday, July 31, 2010
  7. 7. Me.java Handler h = new Handler() { @Override public void handleMessage(Message msg) { switch(msg.what) { case GOT_EXPERIENCE: exp.open(); break; case BRANDED: vision.add(); break; } } }; Saturday, July 31, 2010
  8. 8. Me.java while(1) { new Thread() { public void run() { ... geek.learn("1337"); ... } }.start(); new Thread() { public void run() { ... geek.branding(); ... } }.start(); } Saturday, July 31, 2010
  9. 9. Me.java public Vision getVision() { return v; } public int setVision(Vision w) { if( v.gotFoundation() && v.greatProduct() && v.coolFeatures() && v.isMonetizable() ) { v = w; return 7; } else { return -1; } } Saturday, July 31, 2010
  10. 10. Me.java public Ideas getIdea() { return idea; } public int setIdea(Ideas s) { if( s.feasible() ) { idea = s; return 7; } else { return -1; } } Saturday, July 31, 2010
  11. 11. Me.java public String encourage(Ideas idea) { Vision vision = new Vision(idea); return vision.fastForwardToEnd(idea); } public String encourage(Startup startup) { Vision vision = new Vision(startup); return vision.fastForwardToEnd(startup); } Saturday, July 31, 2010
  12. 12. Full source code is available at http://tinyurl.com/medotjava Source code is Open Source GPL v3 YOU are your own startup Batista R. Harahap batista@bango29.com / tista@urbanesia.com www.bango29.com @tista Saturday, July 31, 2010

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