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  1. 1. Ladies and Gentlemen…. We will be landing shortly at Princess Juliana airport. Please replace your trays, and return your seats to the upright position. Thank you for flying with us, and enjoy your stay on the beaches of St. Maarten.
  2. 2. Corsair 479, you’re a ¼ mile from touchdown, runway elevation 13 feet MSL, runway length 7535
  3. 8. Air France 853, Cleared to land, Check gear down. Also, check the girl in the purple bikini, 2 o’clock low, next to the yellow bikini.
  4. 10. Captain..... Captain..... Those two girls in the water don’t have bathing suits!!
  5. 11. END Captain………. You were supposed to watch the runway!! I was supposed to watch the girls