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The 25 Best Majors for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
When the Zombie Apocalypse finally arrives,
any hope for the survival of our species
will depend on your choice of college...
The biological science which
studies patterns of infection and
attempts to trace infectious agents
to their points of ori...
Unlike the undead, you’ll have a
background in tactical movement,
urban combat, defensive
positioning, offensive
maneuver...
Closely related to agriculture
though a bit more “romantic” in
nature.
Chickens, cows, pigs, sheep,
and goats don’t just...
You may well benefit from a fusion-
powered, armor-plated, all-terrain
vehicle able to deploy lethal force,
traverse zomb...
Both zombies AND humans get
really cranky when hungry.
However, only humans require a
balanced nutritional strategy.
You...
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Don’t be zombie-food! Ride out the apocalypse, lead survivors, and rebuild civilization with with undead-resistant majors. Choose wisely and beat the horde.

As a prospective college student, you stand a good chance of being among the living — among those who must forge a strategy for survival, among those who will shoulder the unenviable burden of rescuing and rebuilding civilization. If indeed you do plan to be among these, you must choose your college major wisely.

We’ve picked 26 college majors that will enable you to lead your community and loved ones to safety. Choose wisely, and choose well.

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25 Best Majors for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

  1. 1. The 25 Best Majors for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
  2. 2. When the Zombie Apocalypse finally arrives, any hope for the survival of our species will depend on your choice of college major. As a prospective or current college student, you stand a good chance of being among the living, shouldering the unenviable burden of rescuing and rebuilding civilization. COLLEGE CAREER
  3. 3. The biological science which studies patterns of infection and attempts to trace infectious agents to their points of origin. Identifying a cure for the zombie virus must also be a top priority. You should Avoid being bitten by a zombie; Avoid sharing your cola with a zombie; and Avoid romantic relations with a zombie. bitly.com/
  4. 4. Unlike the undead, you’ll have a background in tactical movement, urban combat, defensive positioning, offensive maneuvering, and discipline within a chain of command. You will teach hand-to-hand combat, weapons use, tactical engagement, and personal discipline. You will not waste time taking names. You will take heads. bitly.com/
  5. 5. Closely related to agriculture though a bit more “romantic” in nature. Chickens, cows, pigs, sheep, and goats don’t just farm themselves. Your skills in animal husbandry will make you a useful and rare commodity. Probably not well-suited for the vegan temperament: A stock of live animals will become a sustainable source of food that isn’t people. bitly.com/
  6. 6. You may well benefit from a fusion- powered, armor-plated, all-terrain vehicle able to deploy lethal force, traverse zombie hordes sans impediment, and withstand a military-grade blast from above or below. Without this degree…? Forget about it. Your knowledge of aerodynamics and robotics could be invaluable if your community ever intends to use unmanned drone technology to conduct reconnaissance, warfare, or recreational airborne battlebot tournaments. Only you can reliably transform an ice-cream truck into a combat-ready assault wagon. bitly.com/
  7. 7. Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry. However, only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy. You will be skilled in the preparation, preservation, distribution, and rationing of food. Presentation won’t really matter. A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies. bitly.com/
  8. 8. WE PICKED 25 MAJORS bitly.com/

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