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  1. 1. The line of thought continues, funny one though ☺ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. Created By:Neha Thakur
  2. 2. Fun N Frolic • Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein • Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain • A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot • I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. - George Carlin • I am short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. - Woody Allen • We need an energy bill that encourages consumption. - George Bush • If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - Harry S. Truman
  3. 3. Fun N Frolic‐2 • Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny. - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts • There was never a genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle • “I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Heine • For an idea that does not at first seem insane, there is no hope - Albert Einstein • You’ve got to be optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one. - will Rogers - Good Gulf radio show (24 June 1934)
  4. 4. Fun N Frolic‐3 • Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin • Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln • A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. - Oscar Levant • I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. - Oscar Levant • Is there anyone so wise as to learn by the experience of others ? - Voltaire
  5. 5. Fun N Frolic‐4 • What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen • My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. – Rodney Dangerfield • A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson • Men who cannot deceive others are very often successful at deceiving themselves. - Samuel Johnson
  6. 6. Fun N Frolic‐5 • A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. - Bertrand Russell • A thoughtful kid is one who leaves enough gas in the tank for you to get to the filling station. - Unknown • “Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.” - Elbert Hubbard • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. • Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence. - Democritus
  7. 7. Fun N Frolic‐6 • There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Mark Twain • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns • I am an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. - Gabor • ARCHITECT is One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce • I either Get what I want or I change my mind. - Anonymous • Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything. - Johann K. Lavater
  8. 8. THE END • The entertainment is over, so now you can go back to work ☺. • This might be my last act to torture you all, now it shall be over, a sigh of relief. • Tener Cuidado, wish you all a beautiful life. • Thank you all for patiently being tortured by my deeds & acts. • Welcome in Advance ☺.

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