50 reasons why matt giunta is the man[1]

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50 reasons why matt giunta is the man[1]

  1. 1. 50 Reasons why Matt Giunta is The Man!<br />
  2. 2. # 50 – Matt goes to college<br />He takes Speech Communication… <br />
  3. 3. Speech communication seating chart<br />
  4. 4. #49 - 47<br />Matt’s triceps<br />
  5. 5. #46-45<br />His biceps<br />
  6. 6. #44 – He drinks out of red cups<br />Sometimes his friends hold his cup for him…<br />
  7. 7. #43-40 – He shaves both legs, and both arms<br />Silky smooth<br />
  8. 8. #39 – He makes champions, not cheerleaders<br />
  9. 9. #38 – His son will not be a creampuff<br />Not Matt’s son<br />
  10. 10. #38 – He is too much of a man to dance<br />Coppin feelz like a man!!<br />Not dancing<br />
  11. 11. #37-34 – Matt has friends<br />WTF?<br />Red cup<br />
  12. 12. #33 – Matt doesn’t wear shirts<br />Notice the definition in the arms, pectorals, and ab…<br />One pack<br />
  13. 13. #32 – He wears sunglasses inside<br />Oversized, excessively dark, non name brand sunglasses<br />
  14. 14. # 31-20 – Matt can fly!<br />It took humans thousands of years to figure out the secrets of flight. Matt has perfected his technique in 21 short years!!!<br />Matt’s beers don’t spill… ever!<br />
  15. 15. #19-18 – Matt believes in peace!<br />Deuces!!<br />
  16. 16. #17 – Matt has a facebook<br />More friends than you…526!!!!<br />Arielle and Jimmy are lucky enough to be Matt’s friend<br />
  17. 17. #16 – Matt is interested in women<br />Start filling out those applications ladies!!!<br />
  18. 18. #15 – Matt is too much of a man for correct grammar!<br />Accepting***<br />
  19. 19. #14-10 – Women LOVE matt!<br />He loves matt too<br />
  20. 20. #9 – He uses bandanas to stay warm<br />Warmer than him<br />
  21. 21. #8 – Matt likes Rambo<br />
  22. 22. #7-6 - Matt is Italian and from New Jersey<br />
  23. 23. #5 – Matt’s not afraid to throw down<br />“dude i jus almost fuaght a 40 year old spanish guy on the way home from class with a wife n kid in his car...he almost slammed into me bro we sitting at the light mother fuker runs up to my widow spits on it i slam open my door hit him with it thro my truk in park jump out he ran bak into his car guy had like a 3 year old in the bak seat and his wife like why me tho?...hows a old man guna try some shit with a 21 year old kid” – Matt Giunta<br />“dude iligit my thro up right now imsoo mad <br />i hope his wife get srapped tonight and he dies a slow and painful death as we speak” – Matt Giunta<br />
  24. 24. #4 #3 #2 – Matt is American!<br />These colors don’t run! – Matt Giunta<br />
  25. 25. #1 – His name is Matt Giunta<br />

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